Gay.
So not gay. So hot flamenco gypsy.
Gypsy style = straight in no kissing.
Sweet! I finally have a name for my technique.
Gypsy style = lives in a patchwork tent, washes monthly using Crisco oil.
If you said you were hot for a gypsy in Greece, they would laugh you all the way back to Bulgaria.
If the Greeks hate him, he can't be all bad.
I've been in love with Joaquin since I saw him in Carlos Saura's "Flamenco" and Almodovar's "Flower of my Secret".
I would fuck just about any flamenco dancer, male or female, in a second. They're so beyond sexy.
Go and see Flamenco Vivo at Joyce. I went last night and was rabidly turned on by all the flaming testosterone.
I had to protect my sister-in-law's honor from some flamenco dude in Seville, who was trying to swallow her head. I can still hear him purring, "Ahh, estudiante, eh? Bueno, bueno." Luckily, he was short so all I had to do was loom over him menacingly.
He did put on a damn good show, though. I love flamenco guitar.
Very Johnny Depp-like in Chocolate. I don't believe in that sort of thing.
So if I were overcome by an urge to throw my knickers at Joaquin, would that make me gay?
If you have knickers, and these aren't knickers stolen from a previous lover whose loss you just can't accept, you are gay.
Throwing knickers at the Joaquins of the world is a fine idea.
uhm gerkin, yup, had the hots for him for over ten years...long, and at times, glorious, history of shagging look a likes.
OK, so I got to see the Flamenco Vivo on Friday night. thanks so much for the recommendation, they definitely lived up to my expectations.
nothing like man-sweat flicking off a spinning flamenquisto...
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