How you go from being a drunken corpse to "the eternal mystery of woman" is beyond me.
When you die, you should donate your brain to science so someone can finally figure out what the fuck is going on in there.
you're just jealous.
When you two get your own reality show, it'll be called "As the Bellini Turns."
And besides, was he really keepable? Far better to be in your own place than to have to do the leaving, if you ask me.
When I wake up and my clothes are piled up on the sofa, it's because I was sleeping on it.
That's a brillaint way to get a man to call you the morning after, you have to admit.
Yep - cunning, huh?
"Palatic." I use it all the time now.
Perhaps she should donate her brain to Revlon. I'd say mad maccers disease is a significant improvement over mad cow disease. Men the world over will thank you.
Love the new slogan cherie, very sex worker professionelle.
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