Gravatar I'd rather spend an evening ramming forks into my eyeballs while drinking my own vomit, thanks all the same.


Gravatar Isn't that slightly tedious 2 nights in a row dear?


Gravatar I am at permanent odds with this type of theater, mostly because I find the Home Expo soothing, not haunting.


Gravatar There's always other people's vomit.


Gravatar Never mind other people's forks.


Gravatar Hah! Your gift has arrived. Remember, it must be placed on your desk, at work, in plain view, and I want a picture of its deployment on this site.

I am having a very rough week, so don't disappoint me, or Mr. Bigglesworth will be paying a visit.

I will drop it off at Public sometime before the coming Monday, when I can walk the streets and successfully repress the urge to strangle an innocent.


Gravatar wow. That rocks. Definitely mention the fact that I flaunted a breast in the back room on my birthday, they were laughing about that on Sunday again.


Gravatar Your wish is my command.




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