Never mind that. What was your hot dentist wearing?


I couldn't see through the tears. That was the worst bit.


Pity. I love hot dentists.

I had a hot haircutter once. Her breasts would rub against the side of my head while she moved around. She also had the habit of stradlling my leg when she was working on the front of my head. Damn, that was hot.


Gravatar Courtney Cox notwithstanding, that may be the most disturbing title I have ever read.


Gravatar how hot your dentist is matters little when he or she is scraping your gums off with what is basically an hair razor. but the codine is nice.

barberettes are a different story, sac.

But you had your teeth made white, maccers, so we can't really feel bad, can we?

Still, sorry your teeth hurt. Funny blog. Good luck bedding that ballet dancer.


Gravatar Stop yer bitchin', woman.

I hate reading yer whining when I'm drunk.

The sensitivity will be mostly gone within 24 hours. The freakish white will mellow into a more natural hue in a couple of weeks, as long as you feed your mouth with coffee, whiskey (single malt is best), and fags (the smokey kind, not the Chelsea ones).

Proof: girl just complimented me on the whiteness of my teef yesterday, and I went through this in November.

Don't let her bleach your anus. Even if she offers a discount. Take it from a Greek.


Gravatar For us, it's "Next stop: Uranus." Bwahahahahaha. Thanks--we're here all week.


Gravatar How about the dental nurse who is 20 years younger? Was she hot?


Gravatar Not everyone has a sensitivity to bleaching. Michael Jackson, for example, does not.




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