Rachel Weisz should stop wrestling with scenes and start wrestling with me. I'd even let her win.


OK you can have her and I will take Liev Schreiber. I love him.


Gravatar Liev Schreiber???? Good actor and everything, but certainly not an even trade for Rachel Weisz. Maccers, I'm beginning to question your taste in men . . .


Gravatar I'll take that deal as long as you find your own room to wrestle Liev in. Rachel and I will need lots of space.


Gravatar Oh come on - he is totally fucking hot. And he's really good at playing an arsehole which just gets me everytime.

My taste in men is inherited from my Dad. He's good with choosing the nice ladies but some of his male friends have been downright disappointing.

"They fuck you up your mum and dad
They may not mean to but they do..."


Gravatar vivre sa liev

Looks like all the Jeffreys in my 6th grade class, but seems like a good guy.


Gravatar Ha and he is not married. Even more yum.


Gravatar Yes and the absence of any long term memory is really hot. I mean you could tell him anything, and he'd have to believe you.


Gravatar Fuck. We were made for each other.


Gravatar and, he WANTS to remember, poor thing. I ache for him.

Clearly, the only thing to do is track him down and pretend you've know each other for ages, were extremely hot for each other, but it was always bad timing for the two of you because you were both otherwise engaged. And then, o, you know what to do then.


Gravatar I ache for him too. I need to start stalking him right now.


Gravatar You go gurrrl.


Gravatar Mr. Schreiber is a male version of Ms. Weisz. See RKO 281, and you will understand.


Gravatar I have seen "RKO 281." Several times. Yes, he does quite a good job channelling Orson Welles. However, that one performance does not put him in the same league as RW.

In fact, I think la depressionada described him quite well:

"Looks like all the Jeffreys in my 6th grade class, but seems like a good guy."

And Maccers, you should stick to stalking sac.


Gravatar It isn't about his acting, but about sex appeal that seems unwarranted.

You are letting your heterosexuality cloud your vision. I forgive you.


Gravatar Thanks.

Hey is my gift at Public yet or what?


Gravatar It is in my backpack. I will drop it off today.


Gravatar I think it's hard to stalk Liev at the moment--he's in Prague directing that movie adaptation of the Jonathan Safran Foer book. So unless you have a European vacation planned...


Gravatar Present delivered. They checked to confirm that it wasn't ticking.

The venison was quite good. The chilis in my date's dish turned her tongue into a glowing orb of molten lava. That was entertainment.


Gravatar fab fab fab


Gravatar Liev is one of those guys who isn't good-looking at all yet is still very sexy.

I so wanted him when I saw him in "The Mercy Seat" (LaBute's 9/11 play). He was such a bastard and so fuckable, damn him.


Gravatar Ah yes! That's when I first fell in love with him. He was so damn good. And fuckable, yes, even though he was playing a truly horrendous bastard.


Gravatar Don't you mean BECAUSE


Gravatar wtf? Anyway, my joke is ruined. Fuck.


Gravatar Being a fuckable bastard is part of sac's Internet persona's charm too.


Gravatar Tall. Fuckable. Bastard. Are you sure I'm not Liev Schreiber?


Gravatar I agree Mrs Kennedy.

But just on Liev in The Mercy Seat - the character was a damn dirty bastard but also a whiny one so kinda unfuckable in a way, like he wouldn't be all that good and would be a selfish shag. And no doubt smallish penis. He didn't command respect for his bastardness, rather just make you uncomfortable. So you actually wanted to fuck Liev because he was so fucking good rather than fuck his character. Know what I mean?




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