He looks like a dork.
Yeah, he's fucking hideous....no accounting for taste, I guess.
Yo babe,
I hear that you kiss guys on the lips when you say goodnight to them, regardless of whether or not you are attracted to them. Do you think that this is a fair way for a sexy young English woman to treat men?
I like on the lips kissing. I like snogging.
Sorry.
leave and drink. if possible do it on the golf course. headed there now. have good wknd. oh yea, really enjoy your site. pretty fair shit.
ipod?
Yes please.
You can leave it at Public if you want.
Cheers
Ye Gods! What are you doing running Microsoft products on your machine in the first place? Bill Gates=Big Dorky Brother.
iPod, definitely. Unless someone knows of an MP3 player that vibrates.
When I hook up my ipod to this, everything vibrates. Everything.
Yeah, leave it at Public. That worked so well the first time around. They shall feel my scotch-fueled wrath.
Have you been reading this by chance?
Ha! Non mais Eecellente! je crois qu'il me faut!
Je consent. cheers to the "cadre moyen".
more pearls of wisdom here:
No.1: You are a modern day slave. There is no scope for personal fulfilment. You work for your pay-check at the end of the month, full stop.
No. 2. It's pointless to try to change the system. Opposing it simply makes it stronger.
No. 3: What you do is pointless. You can be replaced from one day to the next by any cretin sitting next to you. So work as little as possible and spend time (not too much, if you can help it) cultivating your personal network so that you're untouchable when the next restructuring comes around.
No. 4: You're not judged on merit, but on whether you look and sound the part. Speak lots of leaden jargon: people will suspect you have an inside track
No. 5: Never accept a position of responsibility for any reason. You'll only have to work harder for what amounts to peanuts.
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These are fab:
No. 9: Be nice to people on short-term contracts. They are the only people who do any real work.
No. 10: Tell yourself that the absurd ideology underpinning this corporate bullshit cannot last for ever. It will go the same way as the dialectical materialism of the communist system. The problem is knowning when...
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