You and ET should start an advice column.

Destitute young urban femmes will write in with their silly uptown dilemmas, and you can persuade them to solve their problems with booze, drugs and backalley sex.
L'Emmerdeur | Homepage | 08.25.04 - 2:05 pm | #

We thought about doing that once, actually. But then we went and got drunk instead.
Eurotrash | Homepage | 08.25.04 - 4:02 pm | #

The better choice, always.

Thanks for reminding me. They've restocked with Black Label at the Maritime.
L'Emmerdeur | Homepage | 08.25.04 - 4:35 pm | #

Mmmmm....Johnnie Black!!
Robotnik | Homepage | 08.25.04 - 4:35 pm | #

No, that's the title of the Advice Column: "But we got drunk instead." It would so work. Truly.
Sarah | Homepage | 08.25.04 - 5:10 pm | #

mmmmm We got drunk instead and can't remember what the problem was.
maccers | Homepage | 08.25.04 - 5:19 pm | #

Drinking to Forget: Putting the "vice" in Advice.

your welcome.
sac | Homepage | 08.25.04 - 7:27 pm | #

SACrebleu! That's "you're" welcome.
Robotnik | Homepage | 08.25.04 - 9:32 pm | #

sac: brilliant.

Perhaps we will be father and midwife to this new advice-column juggernaut.
L'Emmerdeur | Homepage | 08.26.04 - 11:21 am | #