Message in a messenger: Get a record player.
Anon, anon! | 08.31.04 - 5:15 pm | #

What are "vinyl records?"
Robotnik | Homepage | 09.01.04 - 8:03 am | #

Records, those things you put on a turntable.

Now, if used without the vinyl, people ask "of what?"
maccers | Homepage | 09.01.04 - 9:46 am | #

Ahhh, yess, I seem to recall those...they came in different speeds, right? 45s, 33s, and even...78s!!!

I don't recall turntables, though. Perhaps you mean a Victrola??
LX Robotnik | Homepage | 09.01.04 - 10:49 am | #

Bots come equipped with turntables. Just pull your left big toe twice and one should slide out of your stomach. Only plays 33s, though, so let's hope your secret admirer didn't include singles.
sac | Homepage | 09.01.04 - 11:08 am | #

Careful not to pull that toe a third time, that deploys the 8-Megawatt gauss guns behind the nipples.
L'Emmerdeur | Homepage | 09.01.04 - 11:33 am | #