I don't have to remind everyone of The Correlation™. It is known.
is that so? are you saying you can palm one of these with one hand?
I actually met Krucoff on Sunday night/Monday morning. Despite his apparent shortcomings, he did seem quite capable of maneuvering a double JD on-the-rocks with one of his mini-flippers.
Of course, complete sentences and general coherency were an entirely different story.
I have only a blurry, disturbing memory (like panicked visions of drowning in a lake) of your arrival at the bar. Jessica had to give me a partial play-by-play the next day. Honestly, I don't think I could pick you out in a police line-up. But needless to say, it's most likely I'd be the one on the other side of that window.
Oh, please. It was common knowledge back during the dotcom days that Krucoff is hung like a growth-hormone doped rottweiler. He fucked more start-up roadshow PR chippies and booth babes than you can shake a Palm Pilot at. None of them could ever again achieve satisfaction with normally-proportioned men.
(Rumor has it that sac's wife was a PR rep for a highly capitalized start-up-shut-down washout called Sheboygan.com. She crossed paths with Krucoff in early 2000 and never walked normally again.)
I don't understand this convo, but you have quite a pleasant voice.
Don't worry, the number of people who actually understand this conversation can be counted on the fingers of one hand. In Krukoff's case, two hands.
And yes, she does have a rather luverly voice. Perhaps when this laywering thing pans out a career in voice-over pornography is in the offing?
Paul - I don't think she realizes what a killing she could make just doing phone sex.
I already tried that.
Fantastic voice, Maccers! Why not an audio blog?
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