Gravatar OK, what are you wearing?


Gravatar Fishnets and some perfume made in St Barts from rum.


Gravatar That's it?


Gravatar Your co-workers will not be fooled by the "perfume made in St Barts from rum" excuse. They all know why you stink to high heaven of booze and lube.


Gravatar So does this mean that you won't be posting pictures of your kitty cat on Fridays?


Gravatar Ahahah and lube. True, true.


Gravatar No, we need the NYT to talk about you. Then everything will just be so metafantastically meta.


Gravatar is there anything dead sexier than wearing fishnets at the office?

no, i didn't think so.


Gravatar fishnets and no underwear.


Gravatar They also make shampoo that smells like stout and booze. It's the best. Use it all the time and tell everyone about it. That way, when you actually do have to come to work smelling like you slept in a distillery, no one is the wiser.


Gravatar Ali-z...you mean REAL fishnets?
Ahoy!




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