Sounds like Catholic school.
So long, Maccers. Please send along a postcard or two:
"Mangaian women are expected to attain orgasm during intercourse each time; if not, the Magnaian man who fails to please her loses his status in the island's society. Two weeks after a manhood initiation ritual involving penile mutilation, an experienced older women begins to practice boys in the arts of conferring female sexual pleasure."
It's the penile mutation I'm going for. Obvs.
Haven't you done enough of that already?
There's no such thing as enough when you are talking about penle mutation.
I actually got a handout about the Mangaians in a college philosophy course. "The average 'nice' girl will have three or four successive boyfriends between the ages of 13 and 20...Mangaian parents encourage their daughters to have sexual experiences with several men. They want her to find a marriage partner who is congenial." Wow...why is this only practiced on an isle whose people have no idea we are discussing them?
Another excellent quote: "At around age 18, the Mangaians typically have sex every night of the week, with three orgasms per night...All women in Mangaia apparently learn to have orgasms" !!!
Coming soon to a boudoir near you:
Maccers' radioactive nether regions.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Do you guys always believe everything you read? This is all just a vast Vanity Fair conspiracy.
at least let a girl dream, won't you?
penile mutilation, not mutation. or did I just miss the joke?
The thrust of the Slate article was lost on me after the phrase 'fist fucking.'
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