You cannot; unless you're rich.
You cannot; unless you're rich.
And live in Massachusetts.
And live in Massachusetts.
and can juggle naked while whistling "Flight of the Bumblebee."
and can juggle naked while whistling "Flight of the Bumblebee."
Where's Eurotrash?
Where's Eurotrash?
Getting tight somewhere and snogging some guy in a bar. No? Maccers?
Getting tight somewhere and snogging some guy in a bar. No? Maccers?
Damn straight. Although there's nothing tight about Eurotrash.
Damn straight. Although there's nothing tight about Eurotrash.
I meant "tight" in the old-fashioned American way (circa Hemingway/Fitzgerald glory days) it was used for "drunk."
I meant "tight" in the old-fashioned American way (circa Hemingway/Fitzgerald glory days) it was used for "drunk."
This is why "penury" and "penis" have the same etymology. Or should.
This is why "penury" and "penis" have the same etymology. Or should.
I spent most of New Year's eve talking to a gay man. My life is over.
I spent most of New Year's eve talking to a gay man. My life is over.
Yes, but darling, one good gay man is worth 6 average straight men and the ratio is increasing all the time.
Yes, but darling, one good gay man is worth 6 average straight men and the ratio is increasing all the time.
Not when it comes to sex.
Not when it comes to sex.
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