"I am the weirdo amongst the weirdies."

Well, yes. We knew that. You didn't need an Ashram to figure that out, did you?

But this is fantastic. Promise you'll someday once again return with tales of the Ashram (in lieu of actually returning to the ashram, of course).
anon, anon | 01.10.05 - 11:32 pm | #

No promises, anon anon.

I have it tattooed on my arse so I don't forget.
maccers | Homepage | 01.10.05 - 11:43 pm | #

"I felt like David Brent": Truer words of humiliation were never spoken, even though Brent was never so self-aware. Ah, but that's what you get for bunking with crusties.
cinetrix | Homepage | 01.11.05 - 12:20 am | #

Bunking with crusties. Ha.
sac | 01.11.05 - 10:59 am | #

Unlike the many other calamities in your life, this one was entirely your doing.
L'Emmerdeur | Homepage | 01.11.05 - 12:15 pm | #

So, conversationally speaking, you sort of fused Flashdance with MC Hammer shit.

I can't believe you came out here to a fucking ashram instead of stopping by my place for confit and St. Joseph.
max | Homepage | 01.11.05 - 12:56 pm | #

I would have - I so would have. That sucks.
maccers | Homepage | 01.11.05 - 1:47 pm | #

Kurt Vonnegut! Ha!
maria | Homepage | 01.11.05 - 2:16 pm | #

I've been telling Maccers this is the best shit she's ever written.

But she's perverse, so now we'll probably get three weeks of service journalism about Catalonian musicians who replicate the mating calls of endangered frogs in three-hour performances in a closet on the Lower East Side.
Eurotrash | Homepage | 01.11.05 - 8:09 pm | #

Probably a bit late to be telling you this, but you wanna be careful with those ashram dudes...

http://www.suggestibility.org/
Boboleta | 01.12.05 - 7:16 pm | #