That story actually made my stomach convulse. For so, so many reasons.
Eurotrash | Homepage | 01.12.05 - 1:11 pm | #

Oh my GOD. That was horrendous. And hilarious.
Sarah | Homepage | 01.12.05 - 1:29 pm | #

I'm crying. "That's yours" is soooo british.
herkimer | 01.12.05 - 2:00 pm | #

Take note that it happened after a night of drinking. I doubt that Amanda would have had the strength to rip off his nut sack sober.
worker | Homepage | 01.12.05 - 2:33 pm | #

So is the fact that she tried to hide it in her mouth. Like butter wouldn't melt......
maccers | Homepage | 01.12.05 - 2:40 pm | #

I was trying to stay away from that, Maccers. Aside from having PCP-induced strength, how is it that of ALL places you would think your mouth to be best? I'm wondering how she was able to explain any of this with a straight face. Then again, people do strange, strange things when they're drunk.
worker | Homepage | 01.12.05 - 2:53 pm | #

Dear Lord!
Ron Mwangaguhunga | Homepage | 01.12.05 - 3:25 pm | #

That poor guy. He must be half nuts with grief.
Lenny | 01.12.05 - 3:28 pm | #

Shudder!
Robotnik | Homepage | 01.12.05 - 8:25 pm | #

That story is fake. "Putting it in her mouth" threw the credibility of the story right out.
turbulent priest | Homepage | 01.13.05 - 10:40 am | #

Wrong.

She was teabagging.
maccers | Homepage | 01.13.05 - 11:17 am | #

My legs are crossed.
sac | Homepage | 01.13.05 - 1:38 pm | #

I can't wait for the movie; Hugh Grant will play the guy and Keira Knightley can play the "petite" Monti.

It will be delicious.
Ian | Homepage | 01.13.05 - 2:50 pm | #

Keira Knightley, remind me...is she the anorexic one in Bend It Like Beckham?
Robotnik | Homepage | 01.13.05 - 2:55 pm | #

Oh my God.

Eh, give the girl a break, she just really needed to get laid!

...Wow.
Marla Singer | Homepage | 01.13.05 - 6:02 pm | #

Marla, lay off the cigarettes. Also, "Testicular Cancer" is mine.
Robotnik | Homepage | 01.13.05 - 9:26 pm | #

...and I want "Schizophrenia" on Tuesdays and Thursdays, also.
Robotnik | Homepage | 01.13.05 - 9:26 pm | #

I think the lesson here is, Always sleep with your drunken ex-.
Joey | 01.14.05 - 3:31 pm | #

God should make testicles more easily detachable and capable of regeneration. Like a lizard's tail. It's designed to break off if you grab it. Ofcourse a new tail grows soon.
But seriously, I hope she get to bide her time in jail. She may get a book deal nonetheless.
Bridalbeer | Homepage | 01.14.05 - 5:04 pm | #

I spoke to Mandy this morning, apparently she had a ball.
la depressionada | Homepage | 01.18.05 - 5:45 pm | #

har!
Robotnik | Homepage | 01.18.05 - 6:14 pm | #

By leaviung this post up for almost a week, or you making a statement on gender issues? Or just being lazy?
sac | Homepage | 01.18.05 - 7:20 pm | #

Were you jerking off (again) when you typed that?
la depressionada | Homepage | 01.18.05 - 9:33 pm | #

Lorena. Her name was Lorena. And she has resumed her maiden name, Gallo. I guess it was hard to get dates as 'Bobbitt' Last I heard she was working as a hairdresser in Arlington, Virginia.
dave s | 02.04.05 - 10:00 am | #