Overheard in general


I wish all English broads looked like Elizabeth Hurley.


If you spent all that money on having your Ex bumped off, wouldn’t your current partner get jealous?

I know mine would.


And there was me wondering where you went to my lovely when you're alone in your head. Thought it might be Butlins or bingo, or even Val Doonigan.
More the fool I was.


Gravatar maccers, we hardly knew ye.


Gravatar Maccers,
I'm starved for attention. That lunatic friend of yours has gone and got some class of blood clot for herself in her brain through the eating of seaweed and ginko plants and fuck knows what else. Potatoes perhaps.
Can I insult you for a change?


Gravatar Sure.

I get jealous though.




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