Gravatar And here's to Nebbiolo, in all forms; Barolo, Gattinara and any others I can't think of at this time. And a hearty hear, hear to Sangiovese Grosso that noble grape of Brunello di Montalcino.

And don't forget:

you only trip on the sidewalk when someone else is looking

beauty comes in a very small jar, and its very expensive


Gravatar Lovers leave
 
*The opposite would be monogomy

> Partners annoy the shit out of you
 
*That's why lovers leave
 
A broken heart will mend
 
*Lovers know that, otherwise they wouldn't leave
 
At a tempo directly proportional to the collapsing of your arches
 
*Some of us were born with fallen arches

> Zits are not negated by wrinkles
 
*What's a zit?

> Bleaching of both hair and teeth will make you appear more spritely in photographs
 
*In photographs perhaps, in real life you look like a tinker

> Taken from a distance
 
*That's what I'm mean, tinkers often look spritely from a distance

> Only
 
*Now you're talking

> You will always lose the ones you love the most
 
*You're a bit too deep for me sometimes, Maccers

> Those you hate
 
*What!


Hang around ad infinitem
 
*Only if deep down you want them to (there's an atrocious typo there BMW!)
 
Taunting you for your failure to kick their arses years ago
 
*You're taunting yourself now, and you know it!

> Kill ants
 
*You're ranting

> Wear black
 
*Black is sign of submission (nuns, priests, cold wave sychophants)

> Eat red fruit
 
*Fair enough, I will

> Biceps rock
 
*Do you come from a tinker family, by any chance?
 
Small dogs are gay
 
*Big dogs are straight

> And so is my ex
 
*He was a small dog, evidently

> Living alone will become a comfort and then a shield
 
*That's where it starts, then you start taking yourself for a teapot
 
ALWAYS sell the jewelry
 
*only if you have jewelry, and only if you have to

> Eat frugally
 
*Red fruit, I suppose
 
Drink lavishly
 
*You've been hitting the top shelf again, haven't you! ADMIT TO IT! 
 
Never resist the call to stool
 
*To stool, to stool, ladies and gentlemen TO STOOL!

> Fear love
 
*You'd make a great mother, you're cut out for it!

> It's a destructive emotion at best and takes that piece of yourself you value the most
 
*What the fuck?
 
And gives it away
 
*Stop it!

> Willy fucking nilly
 
*You've becom hysterical!

> Psychosomatic illnesses make you more interesting
 
* STOP IT, STOP IT!
 
To yourself
 
*TO MY SELF?TO MY SELF?
 
Avoid other people's mothers and murderers
 *I WILL, I WILL, I PROMISE YOU I WILL!!!


Gravatar Jesus, trevor.

The call to stool. I think that's what Jack London meant. Do they have Jack London in England? Anyway, fantastic, like poetry, even,


Gravatar I've never read a more moving paean to love. Maybe it's the fact that you're so into it that makes the partners leave. Fuck 'em (literally and figuratively) - but don't hold back if a worthy one turns up. (Oh, and worthy ones rarely come encased in green glass...)


Gravatar nah you should throw your love out there all over the place, because vulnerabilit y is the best shield (so disarming).


Gravatar ...just avoid people, in general.


Gravatar That's what Sac does, and look where it got him.


Gravatar Sacramento. Almost as bad as Detroit.


Gravatar were you crying when you wrote this and hitting the keys so hard your fingers hurt..?


Gravatar Not at all.


Gravatar Yep, people suck, but then I'm probably just projecting.


Gravatar Abandon your physical life, and adopt a new, virtual existence. That way, it will barely register when they crown Bush Emperor and announce they are killing all the darkies.

Damn it! Now I crave a bite of chocolate.


Gravatar I've been trying to figure out where to fence the jewels.

rsvp


Gravatar Great stuff
It has been said you can live your life one of two ways. The first is through trial & error, and the second is through other people's experiences.

When you're young, you live your life looking forward. Later in life anything is bearable if you can make a story out of it ...




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