High-wasted, like mom jeans?
highwaisted like "shit I am stuck in this cab, like forever" jeans.
And NON-STRETCH
yes i hate that every pair of touch of spandex jeans reminds me of my aunt eugenia's maternity pants.
where the hell did you find that picture of felicity?
i've only told one person ever that i was prettier than she was, and it was for the purpose of winning an argument. she was momentarily stunned and i slipped in the knife of logic while she was distracted, and i twisted. and i won.
it was true though: i was prettier. i can't imagine somebody saying such a thing to you to any purpose. especially not while you're able to slip into a pair of XS anything, non-stretch or otherwise. "fatter than you", perhaps. prettier? ha!
also: dear, please eat. you're making the rest of us look bad.
we talk about you all the time, and you don't know it.
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