As a lawyer, it is your job to connect seemingly unrelated facts.
Fact #1: Steve's abs.
Fact #2: Weight of Powerbook battery.
It should be obvious that lugging around and repeatedly lifting aforementioned battery leads to said illustrious abs.
Naturally, this makes Steve a cyberpunk fitness guru.
Steve Jobs has been making money off of baldfaced lies since way before James Frey got in the game.
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