I hate to admit it, but I would so be teaching foot flusing as well. And then whipping out the hand sanitizer. For an IKEA washroom and for airports.
Snooze | 01.25.05 - 8:06 am | #

I'd be teaching the foot-flush as well.
And if it was my son, he'd also get the lesson on peeing beside the toilet, flooding the shoes in the next stall. But only if it was someone you didn't like.
;)
St. Dickeybird | Homepage | 01.25.05 - 10:05 am | #

And peeing ON them if it was someone you did like?
Snooze | 01.25.05 - 10:14 am | #

No, just flooding them.
The fear instilled, as they watch the pool get bigger and closer, not being able to move far enough as they're having a poo, is half the battle.
St. Dickeybird | Homepage | 01.25.05 - 10:24 am | #

Good grief. I think Dickey is a reason to teach children to AVOID public washrooms.
Snooze | 01.25.05 - 11:45 am | #