That's terrible! I agree with you that if you recognize shoes or suddenly find that your stall has no toilet paper, then and only then do you initiate conversation.
St.Dickey had rules for the men's room a while back. I think that you should add to the list of bathroom etiquette.
Distract her by using the loo roll to create a ticker-tape parade for yourself. I know I will in future.
Respond by making loud fart-noises. That will shut anyone up.
I'm assuming they'd be fake ones, as I'm sure a lady of your status wouldn't really flactulate.
maybe she saw you walk in?
on the plus side, as of next week, you will have new crazy co-workers, who will probably manifest their quirks in interesting different ways!
OH MY GOD!
she just did it again, just now, just this second. yep, kate, i can't wait until monday when i get to learn about whole new co-worker quirks.
and no, she didn't see me walk in, when walking in i face the direction she would be coming from, so i would have seen her too.
my god woman! stop talking to me while I pee!
I hate that sort of thing sooooo much. I mean sooooo much!
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