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I HATE bananas... they're weird.
Like... bad weird. Not that fabulous wonderful weird like circus clowns.
Weird as in... why?
So, yes. Put DOWN that banana. Step AWAY from the weirdness.
I hate bananas, too...They are fuzzy on the outside and slimy in the middle and make too damn much noise in your mouth. The bad thing. I have to eat them...and kiwis...also fuzzy with funny little black seeds for the potassium. And, they are too too phallic for food!
Bananas are foul. Disgusting. And weird. I hate food that you peel. It stresses me out. Anything could be under that peeling. I always feel like it's going to be crawling with bugs under there. Shudder. Like shucking corn. Once, when I was little, I was shucking corn with my grandmother (the one who can't eat bananas) and I found a really gross wormy thing under all of the shucks sitting on the corn. I freaked out and dropped it, and she picked it up, cut off the part with the bug, and put the rest of it IN THE POT WITH THE REST OF IT!!!! Unaccepatable. Food with a worm on it should be thrown away, not stuck in a pot with normal, non-infested food to be mixed in until I would never be able to distinguish it from the other, normal corns. Bleeccch. Screw the Great Depression for brainwashing my grandmothers. We don't have to eat bug-corn, mamaw. We don't need to wrap the extra rolls in napkins and stuff them in our purses. Not in 2005. In the 1930's, apparently, people ate bug-corn, ate leftovers, and were glad to get it. I'm glad I wasn't around in the 1930's for all that fun.
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