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Gravatar Well, if I need an excuse to want to eat cookies, I'm in trouble.

Having 3 males and a dog in my house, it normally DOES NOT smell like baking, or anything so pleasang.

And with missiles being lobbed every so often, it's not safe to burn candles.

sigh

hey, I could use a cookie.
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Gravatar Onions. I'm never slicing or carving or chopping them again. We had a bbq on Friday night and I sliced them, cooked them and ate them. I swear I have used every lotion, cream, soap and potion in the house and I can still smell them on my hands.
Even lemon juice didn't work.


Gravatar I always wondered what you do if you need to wash your hands after actually baking cookies. Don't the 2 sorta cancel each other out?


Gravatar Uh, Mom? I know why you stopped burning candles. Actually, I know two good reasons why you stopped burning candles.

1.) When I was in college and you burned that candle in the bathroom on the sink, and I was taking off my nail polish and fumbled the bottle, causing the stream of nail polish remover to pour directly into the candle, which in turn caused the stream of nail polish remover to ignite like a Molotov cocktail. The panic that ensued was the stuff of comedy legend, as I panicked and tried to run down the hallway to lob the flaming bottle off of the deck (when I could have dropped it into the sink, bathtub, or toilet) and melted the carpet in the hallway by pouring liquid fire. As the carpet burned, you and Dad burst out of your bedroom to add to my ineffectual screaming about throwing it off the deck by whacking it with clothing items. You actually hurdled the flames to whack it with your apron from the kitchen. Dad hit it with one of his work shirts. While we played Keystone Cops, the boy came up out of the basement, went into the kitchen, threw water on it, and went back downstairs without talking to any of us.

2. Right before the aforementioned incident, the boy burned down his bedroom via candle left unattended, which caught his curtains on fire, which in turn burned his bedroom and singed mine.

Conclusion: Candles bad!


Gravatar Ah yes. Now I remember.


Gravatar Very dangerous - I'd get the munchies every time I washed my hands...

By the way, Michele sent me.


Gravatar I've been using Philosophy's Vanilla Ice Cream Body Wash/Shampoo. It smells so good...but I feel the same as you. I think I will switch to the Raspberry Sorbet! LMAO


Gravatar I prefer my hands to smell like soap -- so I know they're clean. Of course, I'm a guy.


Gravatar Sugar Cookie SOAP???

And they think we're crazy down here ...

-G


Gravatar I actually don't like that soap... it makes me think, every time, that I'm getting diabetes or something. It's just not natural for your hands to smell that sweet.

But I do like other flavors/scents. I particularly like the "Banana rama ding dong" they have for kids.


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