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Oh, Mamacita - it's not just your house - I think you've identified some of the great unsolved mysteries of the universe!
You write with such wit! Yet another terrific post which I laughed outloud at! I know what it is like to live with someone like that - you sound as if you are describing my partner! He NEVER knows where anything is - yet our kitchen is small and he has to open EVERY cupboard (and leave them open) to find the glasses! And shampoo - how come he uses so much? And the toilet paper roll thing - oh that really gets my goat.... I think we've got a lot in common you know...
You bring a smile to my early Sunday morning. Excellent work.
Hee, the answer to most of them is either 'Your husband' or 'because he's a man', I don't know about the scissors.
I'd love to come and walk barefoot in your bathroom but would I need to put my shoes on in the rest of the house?
my guess it has something to do with what we call "the Y chromosome handicap" we have no less than 4 sufferers of siad handicap in this hous, and all of your mysteries have been experienced here as well. spooky?
Dear dear mamacita...
apparently you are unaware of the fairies...the good and the bad ones...the ones that move sh@t on you when you aren't looking. As for the male in your domain, I have one too....so I can only say I'm wit ya baby! I feel your pain.
Holy Moses... I think the poltergeist in your house is time-sharing in mine. I'm glad I read your post because now I can stop blaming my husband and children for all the mysterious things that occur in our abode.
By the way, does your ghost spend any time in your kitchen? I'm wondering because my ghost has this weird thing he does with the dishwasher... he never loads it, but will gladly open it mid-cycle to get a clean cup or spoon. Odd, huh?
Hi, I loved this post. I can identify with every point! Michele sent me and I'm really glad. You write with such humour. I really loved the Good mothers are all crazy post. The stepping in front of a train thing - it's so true. I never knew I could feel that way until the second my baby was born.
Oh goodness I love this post.. Altho' since I am divorced I have discovered that all of it wasn't the ex's fault..Most of them, just not all i.e. toilet paper thingy.........I guess it was me that did that all if not most of the time.......hehehe
Maybe your hubby washes his whole body with the shampoo. I think my husband does that. Too lazy to lather, I guess. 
I'd like to know why my husband with scant hair on his head INSISTS on using my only expensive hair product: hairspray. What's up with that? Oh, and since I am technically the one who uses/needs the Oil of Olay, leave it alone. THere, I feel better.
I suspect there are subliminal messages emanating from all the toy trains, cars, G.I. Joes, and other toys that little boys are given to play with as children. By playing with these toys, boys simply lose the ability to put the T.P. on the roll and all the other items you listed. At least that's what I tell myself in order to squelch down the deep burning desire to repeatedly bang my husband over the head with the empty T.P. roll.
LOL. I can't comment, really, I can't ... I'm laughing to hard ...
Wine behind the rice krispies ... bet that doesn't keep the kids out of it! 
-G
I have a husband and two sons. 'Nuff said.
One of the lovely things about being single and living with two cats is that, for the most part, the house is exactly as I left it when I come home. That can be a mixed blessing!
Ah. Hubby's missing twin has been found. I bet you also have "someone" in your house who will stand in front of the fridge, and shout to you, (you're in the other room) "do we have any milk?" or whatever it is he's looking for.
I think I have the same entity spooking my home. I understand the toilet paper -- sort of. But why the scissors? Why, god, why?
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