Nightmare! The one I had was horrible, and I didn't know any of the people... I can't imagine having a history of any sort with the doctor currently viewing places best left unseen. And no, I don't want pictures to take home with me...
Myles | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 3:25 am | #

That's enough to give anyone the willies!!!!
Nina | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 8:54 am | #

You know, I may not ever look at a straw the same way again.

-G
Garrison Steelle | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 9:05 am | #

Deja Vu
Vicki | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 10:31 am | #

With me it was off the table, into the bathroom, resulting explosion, out to the hallway, and sit with people who could'nt get their eyes off the floor or the grin off their face.
trucker bob | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 11:40 am | #

I echo Garrison here, I don't thikn a straw will ever be the same for me.
Miss Kimberley | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 12:12 pm | #

I guess it's only funny if you haven't had one yourself... but take it from me, under those circumstances this is a very very funny story. Thank you for sharing!!
Zinnia Cyclamen | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 12:17 pm | #

Oh, God, Mamacita, that was painfully funny. And thanks for pointing me to the Sarcastic Journalist...she's a keeper!
lu | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 1:13 pm | #

I can laugh because I haven't had one yet. But I totally relate to knowing the doc. It seemed like every doc who did a pevic on me the entire time the Spouse Thingy was in the military was someone we socialized with. It's so wonderful going in and having to tell the guy who lives across the street that you have a cyst in a very uncomfortable place, and he has to take a look at it...
Thumper | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 2:21 pm | #

((((hugs))))

I am *so* looking forward to these kinds of things.

At least you can see (or bring out) the humor in it.
Christine | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 4:16 pm | #

Oh.My.God. I laughed myself silly. I can just imagine the horror of seeing past students and class idiots during a medical procedure.
Tammy | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 5:50 pm | #

I have a few years left before....THE SCOPE in the butt. And no Steak and Shake around!
nat | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 5:52 pm | #

that sounds absolutely dreadful!

I don't know how you do it - I could never go to an ass doctor that I know personally or went to school with. YIKES!!
Dawn (webmiztris) | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 9:36 pm | #

Great... you directly contributed to the education of your future torturers.

Don't you feel grand?
Robin | Homepage | 05.10.05 - 10:53 pm | #

Ouch! Small town?? I met one of my neighbors two weeks ago as she had her hand up my body, checking my cervix for effacement. Howdy neighbor! Can't wait to see you walking your dog by my house!
JuJuBee | Homepage | 05.11.05 - 8:46 am | #

Now you have me totally terrified of ever going through this procedure! Thanks a lot. My wife is starting to bug me that I need to have a colonoscopie done since I turn 50 in December. I told her no way in hell was I having someone shove a hose with a camera up my ***! Now that you told me the way it really happens I am even less inclined to relent to her pressures.
Tony | Homepage | 05.11.05 - 2:26 pm | #

Icky, icky, icky. It is a testament to your psychological fortitude that you're sane enough to tell the tale. Mama, move out of that town, come to the big city, and teach my girls!!!!
anniebird | 05.11.05 - 2:54 pm | #

Maybe selling the house and moving away would be a good thing...

Job I Never Want To Have: Fart Inducer.
Mellie Helen | Homepage | 05.12.05 - 6:55 pm | #

I roared!! I'm very glad I live in a large, anoymous city!
Guusje | Homepage | 05.12.05 - 7:17 pm | #