Clearly, computers neither fear nor respect you. At least, that would be my husband's explanation.
On another note, we have a national cemetery near our house. It has a special "shipping & receiving" entrance. Receiving, sure, for things like vaults. But shipping? Explain that one to me...
Kristy | Homepage | 05.11.05 - 2:49 am | #

What does it say about one when even your funeral gets messed up? I'm sure some secretary had her ass royally chewed.

I just hope your computer ailments has nothing to do with all those blogs you visit. You know they're all ax murderers.

-G
Garrison Steelle | Homepage | 05.11.05 - 8:35 am | #

When you get your machine back, grab youself some rowan branches and set them alight (I know you can manage that bit, all the snakes in the neighbourhood can attest to that ) then waft the smoke over your computer, very good against demonic possession
Kitty | Homepage | 05.11.05 - 9:16 am | #

I'm having my will state that I want to arrive late while everyone waits on me.

Par for the course.
Muzik | Homepage | 05.11.05 - 10:47 am | #

Oooo, blog-blackmail. That sounds delicious!! Good luck with your computer & thanks for stopping by yesterday
MommaK | Homepage | 05.11.05 - 11:18 am | #

Want me to send Vinnie and Guido down to "lean" on them?
trucker bob | Homepage | 05.11.05 - 11:35 am | #

I hate mortgage companies, I'll help you, just say the word.
Mongakim | Homepage | 05.11.05 - 1:53 pm | #

Good luck with the computer. Those demons are tough to get rid of!

A vault AND a casket. I wish I could just be buried in a plain old pine box.
Bluegrass Mama | Homepage | 05.11.05 - 6:42 pm | #

Regarding those pesky creditors -- try this!

http://myemptynest.blogspot.com/

Kathy | 05.11.05 - 11:20 pm | #

I'm itching to give some creditors a bitch-slap.
Bring 'em on. Grrrrrr.
aka_monty | Homepage | 05.12.05 - 1:52 pm | #

I am very sorry for your loss and your family's loss, Mamacita. If it will help any, we were delayed from having a funeral for my father because the hospital had messed up the paperwork and therefore could not legally release the body. The doctor on duty (he was DOA) had to sign off that we had refused organ donation and had gone on a break, so we had to wait until he came back in and could sign the correct paperwork.

Funeral disasters - I am sure a lot of us have tales to tell.

Again, I am very sorry.
MaxedOutMama | Homepage | 05.12.05 - 9:40 pm | #

You're the only one other than my father who I've heard say, home again, home again, jiggety jib. Made me smile.

Take care of you.
Pearl | Homepage | 05.13.05 - 10:27 pm | #