Tell me what you really think.
People like you have rendered electric mowers obsolete. One big problem with Gomer singing is you can't separate the sound from the visual- sort of like William Shatner, only there you can't separate the sound from the sound.
Enjoy the smell of your lawn.
Time to hit the lottery and install inground plumbing, or quit mowing.
Read a funny comment about the JW thingy, fella said he grabbed the guy by the tie, pulled him real close, crossed his eyes, and said MOM?
My old roommate Ryan and I used to mess with the JWs. I'd engage them in conversation while he'd sit in a half-open robe polishing a knife and calling for his girlfriend's cat.
They stopped coming by after that.
WF
We use a manual push mower - and by 'we' I mean 'Hub' uses one. He also doesn;t mow until the lawn is high and much cursing ensues, because of the pine cones from the NINE evergreens in our front and two in our back yards.
Who ever thought grass was a good idea for yards, anyway?
Hi. I'm visiting from Michele's meet and greet. I really like the name you've chosen for yourself because it brings me back to my living in Las Cruces NM days.
We used to get weekly visits from the Witnesses when I was a kid. Every Sunday like clockwork they would ring the bell. And every Sunday like clockwork my mother would yell, "Hit the deck" and we'd all drop to the floor and lay very still until they went away. My friends thought it odd when they would sleep over. Looking back, I guess it was. It worked though
Many, many thanks for your yummy meal suggestion. I was drooling all over my keyboard while I read it You are so awesome!!
You see, that is why I don't mow.
(and for me it's the Mormon missionaries. Luckily my husband use to be one, so I just leave it to him to get rid of them.)
See, this is why i get a gardener. Plus they're fun to watch through the window. (Make sure they come on your day off)
I hate my hose. It moves by itself and has a sinister vibe.
Really.
Next time, ask the Witnesses if they want to see a copy of your Letter of Disassociation. You'll never be bothered by them again.
You know, I've always wondered what would happen when the JW knock on the door if you were to answer it nude with a sex toy in each hand and tell them you were just organizing an orgy.
Just thinking of introducing them to my religion, ya' know? 
-G
I know that if I had to mow, I would run over the hose as well. That is, if it weren't wound up on its holder.
Hope you are all clean now.
Michele sent me.
I just love anyone who can incorporate Jim Nabors, Jehova's witnesses and garden hoses all in the same post!!
Michele sent me. (this time)
The border between my neighbor's yard and mine looks like the difference between Niagra Falls in New York and the ones in Canada. Have you ever been there? If you have you can probably guess which side mine resembles. I enjoyed your writing.
Gardening? Yuck. JW's we dont seem to get bothered much in the UK anymore there was a time tho when they called once a week and always as i was feeding the kids...
OK, now *I* have Jim Nabors singing in my head...grrrr!
I always heard horror stories of Jahovah's Witnesses. I got my first one just this week and I was a little disppointed with how eaily he gave up. I told him I was Catholic (granted holding a snarling German Shepherd by the collar) and he smiled and said ok and left. What the heck?
I noticed ur blog on blogexplosion and couldnt help but comment...u just seemed to be having a rough day... =O( *huggies*
hope the new hose survives ur next mowing excursion... =O)
We just had a mowing excursion.
Came by via Michele.
oh, gawd... I have Jim Nabors in my head singing "Another one bites the dust!!!" LOL
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