Tell me what you really think.
*snicker..giggle...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Test fright takes anything into the serious zone!
Alright lady, get over here and help me clean the spewed coffee off the monitor!
LOL
thanks
LOL. I think I'd seen the first ten or so, but after that everything was new, just like a fresh coat of paint on a freight train leaving Cleveland at 55 mph.
-G
Those are a riot! Thanks for the laughs!!
Enjoy the holiday!
OMG ...Lmao
like a nose hair after a sneeze?..lmao
I needed this this morning ...lol
That was hilarious. Holy cow!!!
Why am I now tempted to write at least a short story that reads like these do...?
Oh dear, thank you. I laughed so hard that I gave myself stomach spasms.
Oh, those were great. Exactly what I needed to read with my first morning cup of coffee!
That was so very funny that I laughed just like someone would at a comedy club filled with famous comedians...
ja ja ja ja ja ja
that's how we laugh in spanish.
ji ji ji ji ji
that's how we giggle.
there will be a test later...
Wonderful! I think #6 is my favorite.
Tests? Hmm... Can you take this test without smiling with all four lips?
Before their ghost was well laid by Lenny Bruce, seven common Anglo-Saxon terms of enormously graphic descriptive powers were widely condemned as whores of expression, which most good citizens used heavily when they needed to get their meanings off in intimate private intercourse yet those same upright citizens hypocritically refused to acknowledge the very existence of these seven salacious words in public places such as the sacred halls of prime-time television. I'm sure many forum regulars can recite that dishonor roll from memory, while the rest of the English speakers present, even the non-native ones, would effortlessly be awarded a big red A for their ability to pass a test on the meanings and common usages of the entire magnificent seven. Thus, we all know very well that the rather innocuous word "orgasm" appears nowhere on that list of infamy. In fact, now-a-days nobody blinks an eye when celebrities appear on evening t.v. shows to describe the frequency and intensity of, difficulties with, or foreplay techniques to evoke and enhance those very personal precious moments of consummate elation.
Well, it made ME laugh. Out loud. Several times.
I know my father always chased me around with power tools. Also, it makes me think I should keep a closer eye on my ducks. This was a laugh riot- thanks so much!
My favorites are 9, 20, and 24. Just the idea of chasing the kids with powertools had me in stitches.
the atm one killed me....
Those were all great.
Excellent! Glistening nose hairs sound so... elegant!
This is better- and more fantastic- than Star Wars.
Those are funny!
Funny, funny, funny. And yes, "test" automatically (and surgically) removes any humor from a piece of paper. Ugh, test anxiety is an ugly thing!
It's kids today...no sense of humor because they live in a mamby-pamby politically correct society that litigates at the first sign of laughter for fear that it was mockery and someone's feelings may get hurt or, worse yet, an entire demographic may be stereotyped by the implication of something they thought humorous.
How's that for a run on, teach?
Hilarious! I see that kids today haven't gotten any better since I was in college. I can't decide which one I like best, so don't askus to vote. LOL
Excellent post. I especially like it because I am taking an online course on the elements of writing. Boy would I like to submit some of those sentences.
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OH MY GOODNESS, I'm about to bust a gut. Excellent.
When I put this up on the blog, #10 was the favorite. Where have I gone wrong?!
-Greg
Mama, I'm far too late to the party, but I enjoyed them all the same...the sly, dry humor in some of them, the spot on but horribly inappropriate analogy (maggots fried in grease, hefty bag/veggie soup) in others...I know I'm supposed to be disdainful but there's genius at work here!
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