Tell me what you really think.
Okay- I just gave you 504 status for at least five identified disabilities. And we can bypass the IEP, setting of goals and any future meetings that require multiple colored, many copy forms.
Satisfied?
You wanna be my nighttime IM buddy? We can indulge our disabilities...
You go girl!
Ha! OMG, I *still* have those same locker anxiety dreams too!!
My K is starting Middle School this year and she's been practicing opening her combination lock all week. I was telling her that not only do I still have nightmares about forgetting my combination or not being able to get the damn lock opened, but I also wake up in a sweat after dreaming that I have forgotten my schedule or am wandering around lost in the halls.
Jr High and High School were so traumatic....yeah, I should sue too.
Yeah, you might just win! LOL!
Take care and sleep as late as you want.
You should also qualify for some level of government assistance for living where you do.
As I left town yesterday, I passed a man driving a Vespa.
With a rifle strapped to his back.
Wearing a yellow a-style t-shirt.
And a brown ball cap that said something I didn't take the time to read.
Yeah, they own you TONS of cash.
-G
What a great post! lol
I needed a laugh, and you remedied it. 
very, VERY funny! I laughed so hard, I got a cramp. I think I should sue... it isn't my fault I have this sense of humor.
*standing ovation* I can't compete with these other witty comments but I had to give you some credit for some wonderful observations.
Well, we have the VLS in comon, but I have either decaf or a beer in hand, so we part company there. As to teachers assigning homework on game nights: I always figured they were sadistic!
*note to self....BUY DIET COKE FOR VISIT. BUY AT COSTC* IN MASS QUANTITIES!! LOLOLOL
I'm a nighttime owly as well. Something about the night that is so well...relaxing! No wonder I'm fat! It's not my fault. It's because I sit here waiting for you to post all day!! So who should I sue?
No - YOU are too cool!!!
NOS-prone m'self, I'm trying my best to offend as well. The post is forthwith.
OMG! I laughed so hard my stomach hurts! Hey, maybe I could sue?
LOVED this post! You go, girl.
Yeah, and the English teacher dimwits won't accept essays on good movies like "Deep Throat" and "Debbie Does Dallas." We should sue for being denied education about critical issues like these movies presented.
You know that diet coke they wouldn't supply you? It came right out of my nose and spewed on to the screen. OMG girl..this was a hysterical post. Thank you so much! And if it's any consolation, my folks were really mean too.
You'll get no hot coffee in my house.
Ummm, are we related? Night owl with a constant supply of Diet Coke. Yeah, that's me.
If you figure out how to get money for the VLS, let me know. I could use the cash!
Ahhh, the beginnings of another lovely school year. A year when no child will have to try, try again. A year when all students, regardless of effort or ability, will be given the same "B" for "Because I'm not allowed to give real grades" in all classes. I can't wait until we get leaders in the country who can't read beyond a grade 3 level.
LOL!!
You have no idea how on the mark you are with this post. This was funny beyond belief.
NOS? Is that a real thing? I hope so, because I'm definitely a night operator, and it pisses me off when "friends" describe it as a personal failure of mine.
Found you via Michele, by the way, and added you to my list of regular reads. Intellectual and interesting writing I agree with!
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