Oh man that cracked me up. Let me say this. I am one of those people who has a BA in English who should have never received a BA in English because I can't spell, I don't understand punctuation rules, and I hate outlineing. I do; however, do a good job of tearing apart a literary text which is why I passed. Anyways it is for this reason that I LOVE your PS and number eight. I'd love to come along if I could if only to chuckle softly to myself.

The Lumpy
Lumpy | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 4:19 pm | #

God bless the mums!
nat | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 4:57 pm | #

EVERYONE knows that the grass is always greener over the septic tank. I miss Ms. Bombeck.
Bob | 09.22.05 - 5:01 pm | #

I think you might have spent a bit too much time in the garden.
Scully | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 5:55 pm | #

In North Carolina, where my mother lives, it is illegal to sing off key in pubic. My mother (who is nearly 80) will poke me if we pass a police car on the road. "Don't sing!" she'll hiss in a gravely voice. "I don't have any bail money!"
graycie | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 6:12 pm | #

Please don't tell me one of your college level students wrote that title?
I can't even imagine your pain.
Robin | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 7:21 pm | #

Oh, come on, you made that up, right? How very, very sad.
buffi | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 8:51 pm | #

Well, for the record, education was really make a deference fro me too.

But, to be fair, I often had to step firly into the brinkmire. I was quite invalid in my county - fortunately, I was set up the bomb, since all your base were belonged to us.

(If that actually made sense to anyone, please seek professional help.)

WF
Wes F. in North Adams | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 9:31 pm | #

my mastirs degreee halps me evury dsay.
Beth | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 10:36 pm | #

At least you didn't load the dirty dishes in wqhile the clean were still there.
aussiemama | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 11:11 pm | #

Hi, Michele sent me. I have alot of plants that somehow manage to live despite that fact that I keep forgetting to water them. Great post.
Lish | Homepage | 09.23.05 - 1:41 am | #

That's a great essay title, Mamacita! Keep 'em coming!
Goldie | Homepage | 09.23.05 - 12:24 pm | #

The grass doesn't grow at all over my tank. The lateral lines? Tropically lush.

I have an aloe vera so old the thing blooms. (It does so! Look it up.) It just keeps producing babies and producing babies. I keep dividing them and giving them away, but they keep on mass producing!

Every other plant I've tried to grow? Phfft.
sherrypg | Homepage | 09.23.05 - 12:53 pm | #

I would let you sing in my car and not care! I wouldn't even feel ignored! Just being with you again would be lovely!
Hula Doula | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 12:48 am | #