"The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first." That made my husband laugh so hard he fell OUT of his chair! I'm going to go eat now, and fill out some wrinkles. LOL
Theresa | Homepage | 09.25.05 - 2:34 pm | #

But does that explain why I STILL have a scratching post in the back of my car?

-G
Garrison Steelle | Homepage | 09.25.05 - 4:19 pm | #

lol. those are great. Hard to pick a favorite but "Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches" might be it.
Pearl | Homepage | 09.25.05 - 5:11 pm | #

Too funny.

Now I gotta get a rag to wipe the coffee off the monitor
Amerloc | Homepage | 09.26.05 - 9:07 am | #

Old man and woman in the courtroom. Judge asks the old man, "What can I do for you?"

Old man replies, "We want a divorce."

Judge asks, "How long have you two been married?"

Old man answers, "76 years next month."

Judge asks, "Why in the world do you want a divorce now, after you've been married so long?"

Old man answers, "We wanted to wait until all the children were dead."
Elisson | Homepage | 09.26.05 - 10:37 am | #

HOT FLASHES>>>>>BAHAHAHAHA INNER CHILD>>>>>BAHAHAHA
Ok that was a good one
Hula Doula | Homepage | 09.26.05 - 5:27 pm | #

"Eat till the wrinkles fill out!" Halleluah! Bring on the chocolate!
graycie | Homepage | 09.26.05 - 6:15 pm | #

Brilliant! Thanks!
Goldie | Homepage | 09.27.05 - 1:09 pm | #