Tell me what you really think.
Oh whatever...I am a fat old coot and YOU know it! I have laughed about the MIL incident all day and posted about it yesterday. It was certainly a hoot!
Yea as soon as I got home I had to make a mad dash to the bathroom...how many Diet Cokes DID we drink...I lost track at some point. It would not have surprised me if the girl had come over and told us they were out and we HAD to leave!!!
BTW, the Bread was delish and the ornaments are sooooo cool. You are an awesome person and a great friend!
HUGZ
you know, if you want to do this right, your husband should randomly for no good reason call his mother, and then when she rats you out he can act shocked like he didnt have any idea you had lunch with a male friend... just to see how much fun you could have with it. mean? perhaps. fun? you betcha!
visiting from michele's. and now, if you dont mind, im going to visit your friend scotty... my husband doesnt need to know, hahahah.
Way to go, Mom. How will I live with the shame that my mother is eating pizza with a man she is not married to? What if someone else saw you? In ancient Rome, you might have had to do yourself in to maintain your honor! (Yeah, and they had hella good pizza back then, too. Rome - birthplace of the pizza.)
Nothing wrong with a hot date in the pizza place, is there? That is funny that your MIL didn't come over to see you. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when she tells your hubs about it.....LOL
hot men? pizza? shocking your MIL?I'm so jealous.
Bwa ha ha....
Did you reach over and lovingly wipe the breadcrumbs from his face? Did you remove the straw wrapper for him and put it in his drink? No footsie under the table and sly little glances?
Bwa ha haaaaaaa... Oh you could've had a LOT of fun with that one. (Now I'm off to read Scotty's version of it! LOL)!
Why do you insist on calling me 'Scotty'?
And who the hell was the first guy who commented.
Meet you at the KFC buffet later. Wear a red beret, red open toed slingbacks and yellow carnation if you think you've been followed.
Mamacita!
you're cheating on me with ANOTHER gay man?
how will i EVER get over the hurt... the pain... the horror!
btw: for future reference, the peeling the straw and putting it in the drink: very subtle and powerful... lots of meaning there.
Hope you have fun... let's see what the MIL gets YOU for christmas.
That would have been funny to see her face! My MIL wouldn't hang back at all; she would want to know who I was out with and why.
Nothing enhances a woman's rep like being seen in public with a fine looking feller. I'm jealous, too!
Well, I went over there and if that is him, he is cute. Nothing in common with a "fat old coot." I even liked his socks.
I'm wearing my "chopped liver" suit... 
(
Nah, you're allowed to have other boyfriends even if I'll have ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-blue Christmas...
Wow Mamacita, he *is* cute! And look at all those other guys lining up to meet you at glam and exciting places like KFC. How do you do that? Please, teach me.
Stopping by to wish a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and your family.
I wish that I could shock my MIL that way, just to see her face and see what she would do!
Hilarious!
My MIL gets worked up everytime Hubby and I go anywhere apart. SO of course I make sure she hears about it every time I go country dancing without him!
Commenting by HaloScan
