Tell me what you really think.
Well, geez, I hope your mood improves now (see post below).
Be sure to call mom in to look at it before you flush!
Are you back yet?
I want to know when you blogged about my poop?
ehhh hem well now..I can't stop laughing this is soooooo true.. this post was priceless!!! I always get "what are you doing in there?" I answer .."let your nose tell ya..come back later!" LMAO!!
caroldee
Wait, don't go yet! I have to ask you a VERY IMPORTANT question!
So, so, so funny.
Except not so much this evening. While I was making my own magic, my daughter found my travel razor, ran her fingers across the brand new blades a few times, and bled over everything. Then I felt bad for the few private minutes I took.
Very Funny! I too a tiny bit of Magic Poop...it doesn't happen EVERY time, but many times...the phone, the doorbell, etc... I've become very good at the Quick Poop! No time to read, but..who cares! I'm done before you can say, "Pass The Chocolate, Please!
Oh and I'm here from Michele this early A.M.
This is an interestingly honest post, haha! hope you feel better now that you finally "let go". Well, in this part of the world, the toilet is called the "Comfort Room" by everyone. honestly, i don't really feel comfortable once i'm in there. :P
Here via Michele's!
Mamacita,
Can I add your name to the "I am Weird" meme on my blog? This post certainly qualifies you!
Okay- I stopped by and got caught up and gave you 45 minutes to poop. I hope your time was as well spent as mine was. and that your mood has improved.
I don't have magic poop but I do have GPS bowels. They stop working 26.7 miles from home. Period. The End. Makes for some interesting vacations if I want to go further than Chelsea, or say, Plymouth.
Happy New Year, Jane!
Well, I have both magic poop and GPS bowels (HI, Vicki) so I got you both beat! My GPS can be overridden, however, if I go to a Mexican Restaurant. That's the cure!
Your magical post reminded me of our recent visit to a children's museum. The restroom boasted a detailed relief of animal paw prints and scat. Hands-on gone too far!
This is a first. LOL! Magic poop must be a woman thing.
hehe~ I've gotten past those embarrassing episodes by embracing them. I now announce to everyone "I AM GOING TO GO CRAP NOW!" This isn't so bad unless we are in public or something, but I figure it's all good.
too, too funny!what's your phone number (joke)?
It's kind of like when you get on the phone the kids decide they need you! I have a magic telephone! Not nearly as exciting as your poop!
Well, hehe, since we're talking about it, I have noticed that the quickest way to get my husband in the same room with me is to fart. I suppose I have magic farts. It's amazing... how well it works.
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