Tell me what you really think.
You're not that old, Mamacita!
How I wish I had never joined the Lizzie Borden Society as a teenager. My t-shirt read:
Lizzie Borden took an axe*
And gave her mother forty whacks.
And when she saw what she had done,
She gave her father forty-one.
What must my dear parents have thought?
*That put me in mind of Pa Ingalls' charade for Commentators on the Acts.
Funny... this is a horrible reference, but when I met my now husband, I destroyed his T-Shirt that read..."Never trust anything that bleeds for 5-7 days and doesn't die".
Here from Michele
And them's not just any plain ol' asses; nawssir -- them's *spotted* asses. Put *that* in your pack and ride it.
Laughed when I saw your blog title...I KNOW what Scheiss is - had a book with that title, lol!
I do a lot of googling myself and have a lot of fun finding stuff (people are the most fun!)
And spotted asses...too funny...you should get a t-shirt...just for the memories.
Michele sent me!
No, you really need to get one of the t-shirts...and wear it to class. : )
What do you think, Mama? That maybe if your Mom had said it was "just lovely" that you might have chucked it in a New York minute?
Hard to say, isn't it?
When we were in Scotland last fall, we stayed in a chain of hostels that had a donkey as their mascot. We both got shirts that say "Don't lose your ass" across the back hemline. Who can pass that up?
As a kid it's easy to be king of the world. The peacock proud tshirt I had was natty when I got it but said Supercalifragiliciousispialadocious.
Now see...I can handle the spotted asses as opposed to HH's 32 ways that lizards can hump! I have always been disgusted by that shirt. Amazing how it found its way into the charity pick up last week. After 16 years of having to look at it, it's gone!!!!!!!!! SSSSSSSSSHHHHHH don't tell him. He's already missing it.
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