As for people who dress dogs like fairy princesses and bring them along wherever they go. . . .well, it would be funny if it wasn't for the smell and the rudeness of the owners. And maybe the looks on their faces, and their tones of voice when talking to and about their "pweshus itty babies" (animal).

Well, surgically removing those Pregnancy Tissues (TM) interfering with your Self Fulfillment (TM) doesn't remove the accompanying maternal instincts.

And with your real (human) babies in the dumpster behind the Womyn's Reproductive Choice Clinic, those maternal instincts are going to come out in some pretty kinky ways:

"Oh, My Widdle Baby Pwecious Darwing!"

"YAP! YAP! YAP!" (vibrate, pee all over the floor, and snap & bite Mommy Dearest)
Ken | 12.31.06 - 2:30 pm | #

Huh??
DG | 12.31.06 - 5:48 pm | #

Yeah, I got nothin' after that. Someone is trying to make this post about abortion.

I suspect that person tries to make everything about abortion, including the weather forecast and Cheez Doodles.

WF
Wes F. in North Adams | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 8:44 pm | #

You may be tired, but you are NOT mean and cranky!. You are right.
kenju | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 9:11 pm | #

Sorry it sucked. I was in the grocery store the other day and a couple came in with their dog. TO THE GROCERY STORE! My husband wouldn't let me complain.

Why - oh - why!
Lady S | Homepage | 01.01.07 - 4:25 pm | #

I agree with Kenju. You are simply right...about all of it. Yes, I see the huge people walking across the parking lot and getting in the motorized carts, blocking all the aisles in the store every time I go. But don't you remember? In today's politically correct, catering to self-esteem society kids are raised to believe it really IS all about them and then we have to deal with the result of highly selfish, inconsiderate "adults". I get cranky just thinking about it.
Peaches | Homepage | 01.01.07 - 7:26 pm | #

I always wondered how to spell pweshus
Priscilla | Homepage | 01.01.07 - 9:18 pm | #

I keep trying to keep my children from trying to dress up our puppy. I keep telling them retrievers are not dressemup dogs, but there he was chewing a babyshirt off himself this weekend, looking up at me with this incredibly hurt expression that I did not protect him from this latest indignity.

But people who don't rein in their kids in public? Fie on them.

Happy New Year, pweshus!
Ms. Cornelius | Homepage | 01.02.07 - 11:38 pm | #