Wise and Witty Thoughts
You find a way to get those suckers to produce beer and your husband would be the envy of every man esp. in Wisconsin (I guess it would have to be Pabst)
Oh, think how they would sleep all hopped up on beer since milk puts them in an instant coma!!!
Indeed you would be a rich but then you may have a husband who will not unlatch from your BOOBS!lol
Unfortunately... if you drink enough beer they WILL produce beer.
Really.
I was babysitting for a wee little one a few years ago and his mama nursed. She brought me the bottles of her milk to use for him.
His morning bottle, he seemed hungry until he got a taste of it, then would turn away. This happened a couple times so I opened the lid.
WHEEEE DOOOOGGGGGGY!
BEER.
Yeah it was breast milk, but honey that was almost pure beer.
I poured it down the drain of course and used a spare. Mama must have had a few the night before. I asked her about it and she was shocked that I could tell... yeah, she had had 2 beers she said, and she had NO IDEA it would show up in her breast milk. (You should have seen her face! LOL).
But ummm, yeah, they CAN produce beer. LOL.
ROFL!!! Papa Duck will be in Boob and Beer heaven!
Let me know if you find a way to produce beer. It would make my hubby a happy man
Honey, if they could produce beer, the men would never leave the house!!
Just think you would never get anything done - Hubby would be latched on for hours, nope make that days! LOL...
Holy shit! If you produced beer out of those bad lads, its not the children you'd have to worry about! Its the men that would be lined up at your feet!!!! But wow, what a concept, you'd be Queen of all Queens for sure!
It would not make you rich unless you somehow sold a book or film deal off of your talent. A few ounces of beer every few hours is not going to fill supermakets across the nation. Even Papa Duck might prefer a Cold One (when it comes to beer, not Mama Ducks). So, be thankful you produce nice warm, clean milk for babies.
Out of the mouths of babes! Too damn funny!
She is adorable and getting so big. What big blue eyes she has.
If one could produce beer from the boob...men would definately figure out how to grow them. Then they'd not only nibble and fondle nipples...they'd get buzzed at the same time!
LOL...you're so funny!
Cute. It's amazing what kids pick up. When I was about 3, we went to eat with my super conservative grandmother. When she asked what I wanted to drink, I informed her proudly, "Coors Light". I'm sure my mom and dad were really proud. LOL
You know what... funny true story! My daughter did something similar last Friday. First off we drink occasionally but hardly ever have beer in the house. But at school on Friday they gave little coke cans to the 2 yrs with snack. Kind of like a reward type thing. Well my precious lil 2 1/2 yr. old walked up to her teacher and said "Mrs. Victoria would you like some beer?" and handed her the coke can. The teacher rolled on the floor laughing and I about died on the floor when she told me that when I came to pick her up. Kids say the darnest things...
Hee hee!
If you get beer out of those puppies I'm coming over!
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