Yup, I deffinately need to start a new blog where I am more anonymous and can tell my vibrator stories as well!
So much fun dear!!!
I got one of those crazy rabbits too (my 5th vibe I think) and you know what? I ended up hating it, and went back to my original. My one and only. The first one I bought for 15 quid - good, simple, clean fun.
Anyway, it's all sparkly and pink so I have to hide it away where my three year old niece sophie won't find it as I know she would use it as her Fairy Wand.
Happy grand final of the world cup tomorrow (even though England isn't playing!)
V
I have a similar story but I was looking for a plunger. I know, not as sexy. But. Just as useful.
A blow job machine? Can you post a pic?
Love these IM-ing stories. Love 'em!
ROFLMAO!
Awesome story. Hope wherever pink n' plastic landed it provided some pleasure. And then shorted out with disastrous results.
Makes me happy to have a right hand. Free and unstealable.
Course, the dirty mind helps.
the plunger sounds fairly similar to the blow job machine bo.. so yes. useful 
Where is the link you talked about on my blog? Let's see if it's the same one!! I bought a new one recently, my first one was purple and was called the Cosmic G, then this new one is pink and I think it has a different name, but it's still just as good as the original!
PS) i know the Italians are total losers, but I love them okay? I just do. Love the drama, all the rolling around and whinging, and Totti is hot. He just is. And the French have bad toilets, although great food, wine, cheese and all. I really hate the French toilets. Why can't they spend a little more on having a good clean toilet?
i sadly couldn't yet find a link for my old stolen pink sparkly number. 
boohooohoooo.
i've subtly linked the new ones though (just roll the mouse over them- i didn't want the writing bright orange :#)
if i find it i'll link that too.
i've also somehow broken the new chrome jobby. don't ask! so i'm looking for a vibrator repair shop
good job i've still got the blow one, my hands and that dirty mind eh jj?!
and never forgive diving and whinging.
there's no excuse for ruining the game even if their toilets are better. let alone for grown men wearing long hair and ALICE bands fer gawds sake!! so there!
and so COME ON FRANCE!!!! (and especially hottie henry and zidane )
I'm speechless! Never had toys like that (although I have seen some). Maybe I should find out what I've been missing?
Michele sent me.
You know, I'm going to be waking up in the middle of the night pretty much all week, laughing at the thought of this experience. Yuo are one of the funniest, most honest folks I've e-met in a very long time. May you always show us how to live life to the fullest.
What can I say after reading a vibrator story like that?
Great story!
Michele sent me here.
*LMAO*
But I can't help but be slightly disgusted that some one is so hard up to use a used vibrator. Ewwwwwwey
Hey Vickie, I love Cosmic G!!! Mine's silver and sparkly.
LOL!!! The blow job machine looks hilarious!
Now I wanna try it though!
heheheeheh - I love this story! I'd hurt someone if they took my favorite vibrator. Hurt them BADLY!! speaking of which....I better run...
I have a Viking broadsword that vibrates to the key of "G". Toy hags, beware!!! Let me at em, Keda. Those hags will never steal from you again. BJ "O"-matic. Sounds fun! It looks even more fun than it sounds. Dirty girl
Exhausted and just about to leave this buddhist monastery after a week, but I think that might almost have put the life back into me! Hotboy
i was seeing this lady a couple years ago who was telling me about a stolen lover. however, herz was the one with the bunny. i remember her mentioning that she LOVED that thing. i also remember thinking, "that's cool." that bunny thing rotates does it?
Well...you know what I needed that laugh. Not to laugh at your expense of course because it's just not funny when your fav pink thingy disappears. But gosh... you crack me up.
that story was hilarious. My favorite part was when you said "someone did YOU 3 years ago?".
Keda I love your stories but this one was delightful! You know how to tell a tale don't you?
A few years back they started having sex toy parties for women in our state. Of course they couldn't call it that to be legal...my best buddy at work decided to have one. We were all single....you would not believe the women that called her on the phone seeing if they could come to the party???? People, married women, I would've never expected to even think about getting freaky were asking the party sales rep at the party about anal sex, better blow jobs. I was just shocked. I mean we live in the Bible belt but I was happy to know that the married women took their sex seriously too!!! All of us singles just sat there speechless. I guess you can't judge a book by it's cover!
The rabbit was a best seller. My best friend is still mad that she didn't get that one!!!!
I have one of those blowjob machines too. It was a lot less impressive than it sounded in the store. At least for me. I have a hard time making it do what it is stupposed to do.
Funny story.
I'll never tell...
Did you ever find the vibrator repair shop?
awesome awesome story!
I felt sorry about the lost vibe...but mainly because you needed so badly at the moment.
Keda, Thanks for shedding light on the whole dildo-vibrator thing for me. Sex toys have always been such a dissapointment for me personally. Once the deed is done and relief settles in, I'm left with a sticky mess and a blow-up doll that suddenly looks victimized and slightly accusing. Is it possible to be sued for sexual harrasment by a fleshy bag of air? I'm not saying that I would take advantage of an inanimate object, no matter how alluring, but it's probably better than exposing myself to a bunch of girl scouts on the subway.
To avoid this type of thing, I keep at least 50 sex toys strategically placed around the house. It's semi-awkward when company notices the one in the fridge, but they learn to get over it.
Turkey. So much to be done, so little time.
My best friend would love to buy one of those transparent pinky things, but she is too hesitant. The reason? She doesn't want her father finding it in her room in case she dies
What is a blowjob machine????
I have a hella collection myself. And all the rechargeable batteries a girl could EVER need.
If my blog was anonymous, I too would have lotsa stories. Maybe someday I will anyway. I get braver everyday.
I have a pink rabbit, and a blue dolphin... my faves. See a pattern here? I have never met anyone besides myself who could break vibrators. And it's like "Who do you take them to for a warranty? LOL."
So anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed. I have them in several locations, hidden in various drawers etc. I just hope our cleaning people don't open many drawers....
M
Your true stories are stranger than any fiction. Thank goodness.
What a sheltered life I lead. I thought my pantaclava fetish was cutting-edge, but your devices put me and my vibrating game pad to shame.
LMAO, that's funny!
omg. i love you. hilarious!
OMG! I have read this post before and didn't comment at the time (only laughed hysterically!) but was just now coming over here to make a confession when I read your comment to me yesterday! The confession is that I bought my *First* *ever* vibrator last Friday! Hee Hee!!! I know, it's really a shame it has taken a girl this long, but it comes at a time of "predicted need". ehem. We've named him "L.B." - for "little Bruce"...
So, yes, it's good the curling iron died to make room for more... important things.
i love you! this is pure keda gold!
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