Damn girlfriend but you do have some interesting stories to tell, don't you?
Happy I'm glad you weren't hurt in any of those misadventures HNT!
Emily
Far out! Happy HNT.
You are my hero, Keda! Somehow my imagination keeps going back to you in a sarong. Cheers and Happy HNT! ::just lurking::
Keda, you are one feisty lady and I'm proud to say you are a Brit! If ever I got in trouble I would want you at my side.
Happy HNT sweetie 
AAAHH! OMG I can see it! Thats terribly funny but even more scary too. Poor you! HHNT though. I promise not to burgle you.
Wow..scary story!
Similar thing happened to me and my mom when I was about 8 years old. Her momma bear self kicked in for certain.
In the Caribbean, St. Vincent in particular, I hated the feeling that the police would not protect me if I needed them... I don't know how you continue to feel safe.
xxo
get some panties for your twirlinglets! if their going to be bottoms up, then their bottoms need to be covered.
you've suffered enough with being burglerd (was that the word?) twice in your life, you dont need more hassle cause the girls are romping bare.
get a pare for yourself too cause you might be showing them moreoften then you think 
Lord you are a tough lady! I hope I would have your strength if I woke up with someone over me!
Everytime I see that little pic right below of one of the baby lets I just have to go "Ah"...that is the sweetest little thing!
I hope you have some nice breezes for your skirts today! *wink!
Let this be a lesson to all would-be theives; never, and I do me never, get between a mother and her children.
Or, for that matter, a father and his children. I have always wondered what I would do if I were faced with a situation where a person was threatening my family. I keep thinking my first instinct would be to destroy that person. Honestly, that goes against everything I've been taught in my church. But I think it's only natural for a man to want to mop up the world with the face of the person who wants to hurt his children.
Happy HNT to ya!
Whoa Keda... You're one tough cookie! Certainly enough to make a warrior princess proud! I find it remarkable that you've been burgled so many times... time to upgrade the locks on the door? I remember living in a day and age where one could leave the doors unlocked and the windows open and nary a thought of some stranger breaking in. I couldn't imagine what I would do to somebody breaking into my home. EEKS, prey they never do!
ha! i loved this post!
HHNT Babe!!!
sounds like a effed up situation!
HHNT
i slept naked for years until 3 gunmen entered our house and robbed us of everything they could carry and then some. that was 12 years ago, it's only been the last year or so that i've gone back to au naturel.
HHNT, glad your situations worked out and everyone was safe.
ugh lime thats horrendous! i'm so sorry.
Wow... tough AND beautiful. But do me a favour... if it's ever me bending over your bed hit me with something a bit... softer?
Anyway, I miss your gorgeousness this week, but happy HNT in any event x
You are one tough lady, Keda.
Happy HNT!
disclaimer: i'm not actually particularly hard honest! it was purely instinctual. i'm really a bit of a wuss. hell i'm scared of worms fer gawds sake!
Can you be my bodyguard?
*bowing to the underpantless, lamp-waving, swear words astormin' warrior princess of Turkey*
You rock! Let's hope no worms ever come burgler... burglar...., break into your place.
burgle
wow, the scariest stuff has happened to you. I would be terrified if I woke up to find someone standing over me. yikes! but you seem to be so much stronger for it. wow. you continue to amaze me.
This is quite put me off taking up burglary! Hotboy
Wow! You are amazing! I would have been scared out of my mind waking up to that. I doubt I would have been able to respond that way.
I enjoyed reading that as much as visualizing it.
Happy HNT!
what a life you lead. I have never been robbed but knowing me i too would be running after them nekkid as well. great stories keda. hhnt
Man oh man honey, I'm glad nothing worse happened.
keda - Your stories are always good reading, with or without pics. Though some illustrations to this story would have been particularly welcome.
A woman of action is pretty attractive, you know. I'm impressed if you managed to do all that swearing in Turkish. I was once broken into by the next-door neighbours. I feel a post coming on ...
PS re the thread at my underpants - I don't need moisturiser. Remember? I always carry a supply of urea. But like you I'll actually be skipping the booze, and asking them to make green tea instead.
But the pearls are good!
You're right, this kind of thing can happen anywhere. Glad you have this unbeatable system for handling the situation~,:^) It is scary having your "space violated" and thinking of the kids in the next room.
My underwear is only seen by people who've seen it all too many times. I pity them. Most of it is smudged with oil paint (non descript color, for the most part). So are most of my shirts, pants (trousers), and wigs.
Nice curve-ball post for an HNT.
I was so amazed by the running-naked-on-the street-with-iron lamp story and the kids-have no underwear-and so-have(not)-their-mother story that I told it as a bedtime storiy for my kids, when, being too late, I refuse reading them complete pages of the current bedtime book. They laughed heartily at the stories. Thank you for sharing!
Holy moly, I can not imagine myself running naked into the street! And neither can my DDDs. On the other hand, with those around, who needs a lamp? I can just smother the intruder.
Oh, and after that TMI moment ... um, "Hello, Michelle sent me."
hi from michllee... glad you werent hurt
Hee-HEE! I knew your shit was solid when I first read your blog months back.
I can't sleep in the buff, myself. I need my gitsch on, at least. They're optional, any other time. In fact, the O-Dog has co-opted the terms "freeballing" and "unfurnished basement" when he finds himself sans underoos.
Regarding the housebreaking, my wife always criticizes me for leaving hockey sticks on the porch. She fears that if an intruder and I were to have our encounter there I'd be arming him as well as myself.
It would be kind of funny to have a fencing duel of sorts. In my gitsch, of course.
............ oh, but I also want to hear about pet hates #1 and #2!....... please.
Thank you for the encouraging, and beautiful, words on my blog!
pet hate #1. people who are too pansy arsed weak/proud/up their own nethers to say "sorry".
#2. alicia keys, celine dion and james blunt etc.
#3. burgularize, racialism, and any other words with pretend-important arse-additions
#4. toothpaste commercials. why do they never froth?????
dammit!
Dudes breaking into your house? Scary shit.
you say your a bit of a wuss and dont like worms... i say your an adrenaline junkie who could kick some serious arse when given the opportunity!
I think your kids have nothing to worry about when it comes to you lookin after them. You let them run nekkid in the sprinklers during the days, then you yourself run nekkid after the basturds who pop up and say boo in your house at nights. You could almost be a crime fighting butt kicking stylized hero of the night!
Perhaps the fact that you didnt just sit in your bed and scream till the neighbours woke up and eventually arrived, but rather that you had no hesitation - clothed or not - to jump out of bed and give them a run for your money (aswell as your household items) was a good reason they nicked orrff rather quick smart when you woke up... :P
You are amazing, i love reading your stuff.. come rain or shine, your just amazing!
Take care beautiful lady... :D
And the Beautilets too :D :D...!!
wow. I can't believe you've had so many run-ins with theives. My parents went to Turkey once, about two weeks before the major earthquake hit, and they were robbed by a pickpocket team. One distracted them in conversation while the other stole my mom's wallet right out of her purse. It all happened so fast, my parents didn't know what happened until they went back to the hotel room and were looking for a receipt for some souvenier they purchased earlier that day. You are so brave.
About the girls, was it easier to potty train them by just getting rid of underwear altogether? I think my girls are still not understanding the importance of going pee and poo in the toilet, but I'm afraid of having to clean mess off the floor, so I just let them wear pull ups. How did you potty train your twins? What age did it happen? My girls are 26 months.
honestly chic mommy..
i think pull ups are the devils work.
they could even be pet hate number 4 ahead of toothpast commercials.
as are all disposable nappies, wipes etc. the lets trained early because they became aware earlier of'wetness'. in the home we hardly ever wore nappies and i let them help me clean it up. though sometimes i was afraid they might pee just for the fun of cleaning i think this rarely happened and they got just as excited by cleaning out (after showing eveybody they could find) their potties.
as long as they are wearing pull ups they will never fully understand why they shouldnt just pee in them.
also make the toilet fun. give them a stool they can pull up to sit down and a little trainer seat. put books and toys nearby.
and talk about it all the time. after each meal etc.
they'll get it eventually. and then you'll have to worry about the whole arsewiping lessons to come! blech.
What excitement you have in your household.
ah, I'll be a regular reader after that post! Quite funny, and, well, quite FRANK.
I used to be a commando kind of girl, but lately (maybe it's the the fat on my belly) I've not wanted to be without....
Michele sent me!
Damn, I never would have been that brave.
Here via Michele today.
You're astonishing Keda...my ast has never been so onished! Fahbulous story darlink! x
Thank you keda!!! My love/hate relationship with pull-ups is going to turn to hate today (well actually "dislike", I will try not to be so harsh with the pull-ups and "hate" them outright), and I will use your advice. Love you, love your blog!
telicine? Great visuals. Who needs pictures when words work so well. I've been robbed before but never while naked.
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