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I'm sure you could market hubby's laundry skills and use the proceeds to buy more red wine and a new all-black wardrobe.
I, too, am a dribbler, but I'm an old fart.
I can't believe you brought up ancient chinese secret! That was a great commercial.
I say if you have a hubby that can work magic on clothes, drink up dribbles and enjoy. 
Happens to me all the time. Everything lands on the "shelf".
Every shirt I own has stains down the front of it. I could really use a MudPuppy at my house!
Ancient Chinese secret, huh? Remember that part? Tide-To-Go? Really works. I am never without one, as I, too, have a drinking problem.
I also am the Jedi Knight of all things laundry...but Excy still has to do the ironing....
Perhaps you should just buy merlot colored clothing.
And such pride you should feel about judging such a prestigious contest. I hope you didn't have to dribble any of said foods down your shirt.
Oh, heck, Nanny. You know, I've heard of dribblers, and it had nothing to do with a lip. Count your many blessings woman, because I'm not sure MudPuppy would be so conscientious about removing those spots.
Holy cow, I have that same shirt! My stain looks more like a fat Elvis though. Your's is more like thin Elvis with no arms or legs vomiting. And mine is not quite so....curvy. Sorry but you put em' out there.
Smiles,
Lisa
You can sure work stain magic - impressive! Pinot Noir is dark stuff!
My husband looks great in everything he eats. And I've earned the title "Laundry Queen". It is a great feeling to rid the world of stains.
Amazing! I need to learn his secrets. I tend to fade my colors really bad. but at least I haven't ever washed a red bleedable with the whites, right? That is at least one point for me.
Hi my name is Gladys and I too have a drinking problem and an eating problem. Forget taking me to a Mexican food resturant because I will wear the salsa. I finally gave up and order two bowls one for my chips and one for my shirt.
Oh and why do I think I need white pants? I mean really? Have you read all my "pee in my pants" stories? Hello!
Do you know what gets red wine out of clothes and carpet?? White wine!! No really!
Pour white wine over the red wine stain and that will keep it from setting.
Tried it...oh so many times!
Don't give up drinking red wine, give up wearing clothes!
Since he's a Jedi laundry master, I say just spill away and let him clean up after you!
My trick is to wear patterns so when I spill food, it doesn't show up as bad. And light colors, so my dandruff doesn't show up (yes, I have tried dandruff shampoo). So, light-colored patterns for me. 
Does your husband give lessons? My husband could use a class on laundry. He could also use a map to find our washer and dryer.
xo
OK Mr. Mud Puppy just went on my speed dial. I completely suck at stain removal and since I am grandmother-less, mother-less, and aunt-less, I don't have anyone to consult about tough stains.
Would you believe that I have a whole basket of clothes that I have set aside for special stain treatment - months ago, because I was so worried about messing them up.
How much does Mr. Mud Puppy charge for an in-depth consultation?
If this was just a blatant attempt to put photos of your ample bosom on the Internet, I have only one thing to say to you:
Well done, my friend. Well done.
Boobs!
Impressive. And the laundry stain gone? Impressive too.....
I have that same hole in my lip too - I inherited it from my Grandma who had it also. After every meal you can see what I ate on my chest - hubby finds this very amusing, I do not.
It just takes real talent to dribble and spill like we do. I even have a talent of gettin' food on my shoulders. How the heck does that happen? Gotta be the talent!
Ya'll have just a terrific day and I'm just a little green-eyed of a hubby who is a laundry master!!!
Whooo for Mr. MudPuppy!! That's fantastic! My fiance on the other hand is the EXACT opposite. I have to get all the stains out of his clothes...fun.
Mr. MudPuppy rawks in many ways. If only you could clone him...or rent him out.
As it pertains to the aforementioned "ample bossom" and "boobs!", I'd like to quote NGIP. "...And they're all mine. So you can't have any."
:0)
shameless.
whats next, 'i dropped a salted nut in my knickers and heres photographic evidence to prove it'... ?
by the way, did it work? are you getting more visitors now?
We always rely on my mother to remove stains, just as she relied on hers and, egad! my kids might rely on me.
Maybe you should switch to white wine.
Has anyone sent you this yet?
wow - you hit the husband jackpot
Ah, the 'ancient Chinese secret' commercial...and thus the first of my formed-in-childhood but quickly abandoned with education racial stereotypes was formed.
I see I'm not the only one who is wasting time putting her napkin in her lap. Yaay us and our fabulous bosoms.
Ohmygod, I am in love with you, your blog and those goats!
I cannot stop laughing--I'm so happy that I have another fun blog to read!
And since I, too, have problems with keeping food/drinks where they belong, I have since moved to white wine (maybe bc my husband would never be able to get a stain out...)...
Mr. Mudpuppy needs to take a break from the laundry and get his butt over to his blog and update the damn thing....but bless that little RD's heart for gettin' the stains out!
That happens to me all the time! Hubby finds it amusing
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