Nanny Goats Soap Box
I can totally see Twitting from the OB/GYN. They leave you in that room unattended, wearing a paper gown. What else are we supposed to do?!
I'm sure she laughed and just didn't respond because of the drilling.
No, absolutely no twittering from the OB/Gynnie table. The robe, the lap sheet, the torture chamber, it's just wrong!
BTW, LOVE the goat pic of the week, adorable!!
RU kidding me? UR right there! HAHAHAHAHA! OMG! Too funny!
First thought on the cuties!? "Hi my name is Forrest, Forrest Gump." Adorable!!
Maybe she went right from the dentist to the ob/gyn and doesn't DARE respond until she's dressed again.
Personally, I think twittering would be FABulous way to take your mind off the whole distasteful girl-checkup.
I don't think I would take it wrong at all. Anyone who reads your blog should know that you are all about a great sense of humor. My problem would be that I wouldn't know when you were being serious!!! 
Could you just go to her blog and click a slew of her ads? If I were her, that would totally heal the rift.
Hey (awkward segue), have you seen my goat video? You might like it:
http://www.travelsavvymom.com/bl...-and-the-goats/
Don't feel bad, NG. She deserves all the snark she gets. Maybe she'll find the clue.
Maybe she was under and the dentist hadn't yet been able to read the response back to her. Or she was enjoying the laughing gas and didn't want to lose the buzz.
And I never really thought goats were cute, until I've been seeing the goat pics on your site. I've always been pro-sheep for the cuteness factor-- but now I have to widen my appreciation for goats, too.
I run a message board - we have had people post threads while in stir ups or even while giving birth.
Twittering from the OB-GYN.... I have no problem with that. It's certainly safer than twittering while driving.
BRG
Okay, well she needs to just suck it up, Its only the dentist... I just came back from mine, and hell they took my teeth out of my head and grinded on them and put them back. With no pain I might add!.
Oh and I have no cavities either and they are straight!
But I am the answer guy so I have no questions!
As long as the OBGYN isn't twittering--in the wrong place, that is.
maybe they knocked her out because she was distracting. Maybe her cell was on and caused all the electrical equipment to go haywire and her cell was then impaled by the drill flying through the air.
btw, LOVE that shot with the kid and the kid. (ha! I crack me up)
I was all set to comment on your post but then I made the mistake of reading Tracy's comment and now I am stuck on the idea of someone posting while giving birth. I would hate to go back and read what I wrote during those 36 hours of my life (yes, labor can be long). I'm just stuck on that image. But, I think your comment was of course, funny and appropriate.
LOL i do not twitter (yet) but i texted from the dentist's chair just last week. my guess is that she was zonked and could not respond to your comment
er, I don't Tweet... but I have been known, er, on more than one occasion to text message during OBGYN exams. Mine has me et all set up, LEAVES, and comes back. what am I supposed to do?
That goat photo is fabulous!
Tweeting from the gyno exam...that sounds just wrong. Now a post about it, that's cool. :o)
Twitter confuses me. I just can't do it. It makes my head hurt to even think about it.
Should I just leave the new millenium now, before I get kicked out?
hahaha!
I'm a twitter newbie and I am totally lost. Lot's of # signs, and url, and groups....how are their groups??? I can't even search for people!
Keep us posted on how things go with your follower...if it was meant to be let her go, etc., etc.
Okay, NGIP. Deeeep breath. Iiiiiiiiin.....ouuuuuuuuut. There. Feel better? Good.
Okay. YOU ARE OVERTHINKING YOURSELF! You know how I know this? I do it myself all. the. time. I just posted a blog post that might be a wee controversial or shocking, depending on your point of view. Usually I get comments within an hour or two of commenting. This post? Nothing. Nada. I hear crickets every time I obsessively log onto my blog or check email to see if anyone's commented. Are they shocked? Do they hate me? Am I totally weird? Have I completely lost my following because they have lost complete respect for me as a person? Should I erase my blog post? What to do? Does everyone hate me????
So. Yeah. I know how to go around that bend, because I've been there many times.
The key is? People don't think about you nearly as often as you think they do. LOL
Great post, and great picture.
One question. Did you forget to take your medication today? I forgot one time and managed to piss off the entire Arizona Cardinals football team.
UGH A Twitter unfollow is like a stab to the heart!
meh...no worries...anyone who knows you knows you're funny and would take that with the good humor it was meant....and if she doesn't know you...chances are she won't be able to track you down to shoot you with that gun she has hiding in her purse.
So I'm still thinking about you and the OB-GYN when I look at the cute little goat and kid picture and my brains sez to itself - Looks like those two are standing right behind the OB-GYN going "what the....?"
Well of course you know...Muses twitter from ALL SORTS of places...
we just aren't the twitter and tell type! LOL LOL
I adore this post
Oh yes, I had to tell you, my friend and I are self proclaimed "Goat Wranglers"...
We bow down to the name of your blog LOL LOL
(we are soooooo not worthy) LOL
Did nobody else see the obvious?! The woman was being attacked by crickets! That's the only plausible explanation. Poor thing. Stuck in the dentist chair AND being attacked by crickets. Tough break.
I'm all for Twittering from the table. Once, I was having my gynobits examined and a young male Dr had warmed up the speculum with warm water before doing the deed. He'd obviously paid attention in gynobits class. Anyway, this was a first for me and I was so tearfully grateful that when he asked the obligatory, "Is that ok?" I enthusiastically said, "Yeah, that feels amazing!" I was mortified. He was mortified. And I wished I could have told all my girlfriends right then because it was so damn funny.
oh man, I am so gonna make an ob/gyn appointment just so I can start twittering.
Very funny. Completely unoffensive. You've got a huge heart. Your readers know that.
Too bad I'm not going to have anymore babies, what a hoot to twitter you during my c-section.
Twittering? It sounds like something that twinks do when they've had to much to drink. If you don't know what twinks are, you don't have enough gay friends...
::Thump:: Oh sorry, that was me falling off my perch with laughing so much. I'm sure that tweeter must know how funny you are, so don't worry (says one worrier whose hair went white at an early age coz of constantly fretting about this sort of thing!).
Love the photo, but would you please put some knickers on that goat, she's not showing a good example to the kid!
Thanks for visiting mine 'umble blog. I keep saying I'm going to write the Great British Novel but somehow the days just fly by and I think, "Well, not to worry, I read some great blogs, heard some good radio and "Heroes" is getting even better...". Hmmmmmm... Hope you find time to write the Great American one coz if it's half as good as your blog it'll be, well, Great!
Too freakin' funny! I love your humor. Although ob-gyn visits, not so much. I'd like to take a bottle of tequila and just sip it throughout the whole exam. I hate them.
Thanks for your comment on my blog.
I had the same conversation with myself today - a comment I made on another blog got nixed before publication. Am I THAT controversial? Sarcastic? Dim witted?
At first I was going to take her off my blog roll, but then I got over it. You can't please any of the people any of the time.
I'd just say the novacaine shot reached all the way to her finger tips, and give her the benefit of the doubt.
Don't delete me.
Em
Although I would have totally found it funny, I have to wonder (and excuse my ignorance, please, as this is my first venture into the nanny goats) if maybe she's not following you, and never even got your message.
I discovered today that Fran Drescher not finding me funny has nothing to do with why she doesn't respond to me; she simply has no idea I exist, since she's not following me.
What a relief THAT was!
Ha! During my hour wait...I could twitter A LAWT at my ob visit!
All right, I'm just going to jump in the pool and observe the following:
If you're tweeting from the OB's cold, papered stirrups...aren't you actually tw*tting?
BAM!
It must be "Work Blue Wednesday!"
Thanks, folks, I'm here all week and don't forget to tip your waitresses!
Twitter is the devil
Wait. What? Who got drilled by her OB-GYN?
Twittering from the ob-gyn... oh there are so many things wrong (but hilariously funny) about that! I'm sure she just didn't see your tweet until after the dental work. Come on, anyone who's comfortable enough to twitter from the chair is probably not too nervous.
Love the cute pic!
Maybe she was too strung out on the novacaine to retwitter?
I was at the gyn today and I totally regret not Twittering on the table!
ewwww on the twitter from the gyn office. She might be following you but doesn't have her device turned on for you. Did the way I said that make any sense?
Huh? What? I guess I am behind the times. I thought you went to the OB/GYN to get your Twitter examined. No?
Thanks for the email. Yep, gynobits is my own creation. There is no male equivalent though... I tend to just use "bits" for men. So much nicer than "junk" don't you think?
Adorable!
LOL!!! funnah...
the kid in the pic is awesome. :D
Oh my God I can only imagine twittering from the OBGYN table....YUCK!
Very nice meeting, I didn't think what you wrote to her was offending! Come on, with a blog called Nanny Goats in Panties, she's GOT to know that you are a pretty funny person.
Seriously.
So hard to read what people mean sometimes. Thank god for emoticons!
I don't twitter - but do find it funny that she is in the dentists chair and I know if it was me I probably would twitter in the OB office - maybe not in the stirrups though.
Of course that is the bestest, most adorable, sweetest little one ever - and he's mine!
I must confess, today I twitted from the ladies restroom at work..
But I did flush
and washed me hands afterwards.
I stopped Twittering because it's just another thing to keep me from doing what I really need to be doing....and that's working. meh......who the hells idea was it to make us work for a living???
You are so freakin funny! I love the "Dr. is hawt. Am wondering if I shaved enough." line.
Now all I want for Christmas is an iPhone so I can check the blogs instead of trying to answer questions with MR Thirsty in my mouth. And no that's not a nickname for my husband's equipment!
Yes, those OB/GYN rooms ARE cold and I could see my fingers being so stiff and chilled that I would accidentally hit the wrong button while Twittering and tell them I was at the OB/GYM. That would be confusing.
How did I miss this post? I just saw it on BlogHer and clicked over!
Awesome... Truly awesome. So awesome, I am speechless and my stomach hurts from laughing. The shaving part...*snort snort* Kay, I gotta leave now and go change my granny pannies.
I think Twittering from the OB-GYN would make perfect sense. Keeps the mind off unpleasantness, and all that. As for your comment, I thought it was funny. So there you go.
Completely off-topic, happy Thursday to you too!
Ok that was a really funny post. Made me think about other great places/times to Twitter:
While getting a speeding ticket.
In the middle of a car-jacking.
While getting yelled at for spending too much time online.
While walking up to the stage to accept your Oscar...
FUNNY POST!!!!!
No Twittering from OB/GYN or Proctologists offices!!!
Awwwwww!!!
Just a side note: my friend is doing her residency for nurse practitioning and had to give her first rectal exam. The lady looked really nervous until my friend said, "No worries--I have a 3-1/2 size ring finger." Now isn't that something we'd all love to hear? Er...
when you get a tweet from a goat about your ob/gyn you have no choice but to think that crap is funny.
if a goat ever talked to me, however indirectly, about vaginas i would laugh. then maybe get more pills.
speaking of tweeting goats, now i need to ask one what the hell "groups" are because i am constantly erasing group invitations from my inbox thinking they will trick me into promoting kiddie porn. (get it? KIDdie?? again with the crickets!)
that pic is hella cute. is that your nephew?
I'm too besotted with that photo to say anything sensible about the Twittering situation. Double "abuh?" looks from goat and baby? Priceless.
I am going to go Twitterstalk you now, though.
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