Nanny Goats Soap Box

Gravatar Do you ever run out of things to say?


Gravatar What are you, the police? Is this Uncle Marty? Who said that? Is that a trick question? Because the last time someone said that to me, they got an ear full. Is it earfull? or ear full? It's ear full, right? It's just that when you say it in your head it sounds like it's just one word. I should make a rule that I don't answer anybody's questions unless they leave their name. How do I know you're not some random visitor, never coming back because you forgot you even came over here and you didn't check the box to be emailed. Plus I don't know your sensitivty. I could just say "FATTY!" and that could totally offend you when I was just trying to be funny. But I don't know who you are, so I have no idea what it's okay to say and what it's not OK to say. So if you get your panties all in a bundle, that's all on you, really. And who said this was the FAQ page, anyway?


Gravatar I thought you could tell who it was by my e-mail address. I am just amazed that you can produce this much quantity while maintain the quality and high entertainment value. BTW Fatty doesn't bother me.

Keithy


Gravatar Ohhhhhh, no it just says Anonymous, I didn't see any email address there. Well, thank you for the kind words and I'm glad you are amazed! I don't know how it happens myself, actually. Sometimes I feel like it could just dry up and stop any day. So far, I'm lucky.


Gravatar I stumbled and ended up here and I suddenly realized I need to do some work on my About page for anyone who pitches up by accident. I mean really, a mudpuppy wifeswapper??? But ... there's some humor here...

Distantly, I recall defending badgers. "Badgers don't smell!" I said to one of my wife's elderly relations (an event later recalled with amusement for some reason). I didn't say what I was thinking... "unlike... goats."

Cheeses, do they ever.

Trying to get my head around the panties bit, sans goat, sans parfum de chevre... but the bucket clunks into an empty well. We had a dog who LOVED to steal panties and play CHASE ME I'VE GOT THEM, LOOK! (in the garden) But a goat? Wouldn't a goat just eat them?

Well, never mind. There is such a thing as too much information. I'm commenting out of solidarity with the pervert problem (You know, I'm sure about goatse so I won't mention it; if you don't know, forget it at once). You might imagine that wombats are perfectly harmless little creatures but you'd be wrong. Wombats are headline news

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/ ...tralia.wildlife

and I get people interested in sex with wombats all the time. If only I'd thought to name the blog wombatsinseethroughediblepanties I'd have at least twice the traffic.

But I am not such a shameless old goat.


Gravatar This is my first visit to your blog and I am SMITTEN. I love it.

Instant link in my blogroll (if you don't mind). I think my readers would really enjoy it.

I don't know how I missed this blog, but I'm really glad you visited mine so that I could discover yours.


Gravatar I love your about me!

I found your page by googling:

"Hot goats in panties"

and

"How can you tell the goat likes it?"




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