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OMG! I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth looking at the contents of that tupperware container.
Jamie |
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01.05.09 - 12:48 am | #
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Mmm 400 miles and all in the same state. Amazing! I always forget how big each state is never mind the country.
And I think it's a long way if I have to drive 30 miles to meet up with someone!
It must be love to survive this travelling and the alien stuff in the fridge. I always think it's a mistake to put stuff into plastic boxes. Dooms them in my fridge too, always forget about them and then I get the willies about opening them.
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01.05.09 - 1:07 am | #
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Okay, wow, ten years? That's amazing. I'm with Jamie. That container made me gag. You could practically name that thing and keep it for a pet it's such a well developed life-form.
Ali |
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01.05.09 - 1:31 am | #
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wait. your crotch hurts? Were you using some of my husband's special shampoo on your personal space? I thought I warned you people about that....
vodkamom |
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01.05.09 - 3:39 am | #
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Yum! Thanks for sharing that shot. You could save it and make a coat out of that fur.
I usually prefer a red with my moldy food. Love my blue cheese!
LuckyMe |
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01.05.09 - 5:17 am | #
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Considering that they might be beans I think that beer is in order.
annette |
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01.05.09 - 5:33 am | #
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a little salsa maybe to dress it up??
smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
empress bee (of the high sea) |
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01.05.09 - 6:15 am | #
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My daughter was at my son's house and cleaned out his refrigerator. It had not been done since she had been there last time. In August, I think. But I digress. Do you suppose that a salad that you have to sip through a straw has the same nutritive value as those fresh leafy greens?
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01.05.09 - 6:27 am | #
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10 years! i have been living apart from my hubby for 9 months and i am so over it! every time i visit him, i make sure to clean out the refrigerator so nothing ends up like *that* skunky beer would go best with that dish
dr. wifey |
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01.05.09 - 6:38 am | #
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Ummm, I'd call in a HazMat team. For real. That crap looks awesomely awful. And I'm surprisingly glad you showed it to us. At least until my breakfast returns in a different form.
My First Kitchen |
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01.05.09 - 7:05 am | #
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hello ngip its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am pretty shoor that is a container of "the stuff" from the famus 1980s dokyoomentry of the saym name i wood avoyd eeting or tutching it and call in michael moriarty to investigayt immedyatly ok bye
dennisthevizsla |
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01.05.09 - 7:18 am | #
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Well, it should ward off any pneumonia for the year.
Laura Ingalls Gunn |
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01.05.09 - 7:27 am | #
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I'm with Laura - whatever that *was* it now looks positively medicinal! I say brew it up with some hot water and sip away, perhaps with a bit of honey and lemon.
But that could just be because I presently have a throat the color and consistency of steak tartare and my tonsils are the size of golf balls, yet I have no good antibiotics to take, so I'm jealous. I never thought of growing my own..... 
I hope the move to Sacramento goes smoothly and that life is good once you are there!
Heather |
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01.05.09 - 7:35 am | #
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did you rack up some frequent flyer miles or what?
Georgie |
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01.05.09 - 7:56 am | #
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C'mon! 'Fess up! You got that Tupperward out of my skanky fridge. Right?
apathy lounge |
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01.05.09 - 8:56 am | #
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You're going to leave those gorgeous counters behind? What's a little mold between friends? That's why I buy Glad disposable containers. They all end up disposable anyway.
Manic Mommy |
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01.05.09 - 9:37 am | #
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Forget it.
You should make out with him, but have lunch with me.
Jessica Gottlieb |
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01.05.09 - 10:05 am | #
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Here's some airplane fun: Push the attendant button, when she arrives ask her what time this flight lands in Istanbul.
About those beans...*gags*.
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01.05.09 - 10:16 am | #
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Note to self: never take food-- even virtual food-- from Margaret.
Can't those goats clean out the fridge once and a while? I mean, I hear they eat ANYTHING.
Jenn Thorson |
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01.05.09 - 10:22 am | #
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So, my question is, did you wash the container or toss it in the trash can?
Rhea |
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01.05.09 - 10:35 am | #
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Are those fava beans? Then it would have to be a nice chianti now wouldn't it??? hsphspshpshp (Hannibal sound)
AnnsRants |
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01.05.09 - 11:23 am | #
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And what lurks in your refrigerator at this end of the trip????
ByJane |
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01.05.09 - 11:30 am | #
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omg. your cracking me the hell up.
nasty as beans! throw the entire container and bleach the fridge!
good for you for makin' a decision and gettin' off the fence... your crotch thanks you.

happy 2009 sweet pea!
♥
sassafrasanne |
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01.05.09 - 12:03 pm | #
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Hope things turn out in the end. But oh wow, beans...
Sharon |
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01.05.09 - 12:25 pm | #
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Um, are we invited to the wedding? And are you going to have beans at the reception? If so, I might not be able to make it...
HeatherPride |
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01.05.09 - 12:45 pm | #
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Wow, you'll save enough on airfare to PAY someone to clean out that fridge. Thank you for making me feel like a refriderly responsible person. That hasn't happened since I married... a LONG time ago.
Jane! |
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01.05.09 - 12:57 pm | #
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Hi there! I gave you an award today on my blog! (http://tinyurl.com/8ljbot)
Mama Bee |
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01.05.09 - 1:18 pm | #
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Wow, Best Blog 2008??!! That's huge!
I can't believe you commuted 400 miles for 10 years. I once almost broke up with my future husband because the 10 mile commute was getting to be too much!
mrsmouthy |
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01.05.09 - 1:30 pm | #
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Ummm...might I recommend a nice 2008 Tucks with that? (Available at most drug stores.)
You'll thank me in a few hours.
Trust me.
~ A.
Anna Lefler |
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01.05.09 - 2:38 pm | #
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Please tell me that you through away container and all!! That's what I would do!!!
Cassie |
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01.05.09 - 2:48 pm | #
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Just subscribed to your blog. Heard about you thru Giggleon and Christa. Enjoyed your story re containers in the fridge. Brought back some memories. Used to be boss of a rather large agency and the staff room fridge would get laidened with residue that once was food. Every month the Union Predident and I would cooperativeoly clean the fridge and play this great party game.."What was that?" We would try to guess the pre-mold form of food. Some stuff was just too gross..argh. Thanks for tghe memories ( I think!)...Carry
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01.05.09 - 3:28 pm | #
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Uh, Nanny Goats, I think I'd go with Everclear, an dplenty of it. Let us know if it all comes back up the same way it went in.
KJ
http://fragrantliar.blogspot.com
KJ |
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01.05.09 - 3:41 pm | #
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OMG Ewww you really need to post a warning for those of us easily grossed out before posting pics like that. 
There's an award for you over on my blog @ http://myloonyverse.com
Enjoy.
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01.05.09 - 4:04 pm | #
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OMG!! I love it! This happens to me all the time. But I tend to forget about it until the smell starts to seep into the livingroom.
That is some quality mold growth. Congrats!!
Lizzie |
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01.05.09 - 4:53 pm | #
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Ok yes. That container of whats-it is pretty dadgum gross. But, I am pretty sure that I can top that.
In helping my brother get his apartment cleaned up when he moved out, I came across this container atop the refrigerator. Upon opening said container, I wretched and threw up in my mouth when I discovered some fuzzy cake. Apparently, it was his birthday cake. His birthday is December 9th. This, my dear, was in August the following year.
Parts of it were m o v i n g, dude.
Blissful Babe |
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01.05.09 - 5:17 pm | #
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Either the stuff is moving around in the container or I'm in need of some smelling salts. But seriously - the red wine. Chianiti if those used to be fava beans
Cynthia |
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01.05.09 - 7:03 pm | #
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Oh Lord! That was pretty darn gross... wasn't really prepared for that and might have thrown up in my mouth a little!
Can't believe you've been doing the long-distance thing for that long. Must be love! Here's to close proximity ... may it not ruin a good thing!
Jenners |
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01.05.09 - 7:24 pm | #
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Excuse me while I go hurl .......
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01.05.09 - 7:38 pm | #
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I used to have a bf like that. It was a four hour drive between the two of us, and I was the one making it on a regular basis. It lasted at least a year before he proposed (I turned him down).
Hmm...and I thought my fridge had unknown content in it. I say go with the red wine for that leftover.
Jennifer |
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01.05.09 - 7:41 pm | #
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That was cruel Nanny! I have to say I'm kind of sad to be losing you as a neighbor, if you need help moving don't call me 
3boys1mommy |
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01.05.09 - 7:49 pm | #
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That looks like the gravy that I make within my stomach folds on a hot day. Serve w/bread to sop up the crisco emanating from my pores. Awesome post!
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01.05.09 - 7:50 pm | #
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Congrats on the caving! I just threw away a whole shelf of that sort of stuff, containers and all. When the dog and cat won't eat it you know it's time to toss it out. Son would probably still eat it so I have to let it go before he sees me do it.
red wine
Jen |
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01.05.09 - 8:03 pm | #
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Congrats on your big decision. Even if it was made for you by fate. Those "beans" look like they are just about ready to throw out. My mother would never throw away anything until it was completely covered in fur. ugh!
Smart Mouth Broad |
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01.05.09 - 8:38 pm | #
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I had an experience like that once in college with some chinese that sat out while I was home for winter break.
I'd have to ask at what phase you thought it was at the last time you were over?
Great Post!
O.G. |
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01.05.09 - 9:06 pm | #
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No wine... Vodka and bleach!
Alex L. |
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01.05.09 - 9:20 pm | #
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This is why I threw away all our plastic containers and replaced them with Rubbermaid® Premier Food Storage containers". You can see what is happening in there.
As for you, young lady, commuting 10 years with a mere boyfriend? One who bought you things in blue Tiffany® boxes and an iPhone? I don't see your mom posting in here, but I know her message -- marry him!
marvelgoose |
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01.05.09 - 9:43 pm | #
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Are you sure you want to move closer to the mystery, mold-covered dish??? Wonder what's under his bed???
Leslie |
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01.05.09 - 10:04 pm | #
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I flew from Utah to Massachusetts for 4 long years living a long distance relationship. Phone bills and airline tickets...boy I wish I had the cash we spent. But it was worth it! Especially now that I get to see him every night! I hope the move works out as well for you! And about that stuff in your fridge......I think that particular dish calls for a nice tall glass of pepto..which I'm pretty sure would fall into the "red" category.
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01.05.09 - 10:11 pm | #
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Did you throw the whole tupperware out or just the furry beans? Did it smell as bad as it looked? Congrats on 10 years and the award.
Happy New Year!
Heather |
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01.05.09 - 11:41 pm | #
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Wow. That was an impressive science experiment.
I'm a northern CA girl myself so I hope you enjoy your new city.
K |
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01.06.09 - 5:10 am | #
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Kudos to you for sitting on the fence for 10 long years - now that's being committed!
And I'd go with the red wine and a clothespin for the nose. 
Saucy Scribe Debora |
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01.06.09 - 5:52 am | #
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Wow! Impressive! Bring it to the local high school biology department -- they'll have a field day.....
Ellie |
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01.06.09 - 6:29 am | #
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beans? Call it something else and serve it. And serve it with pepto-bismol and call that pink milk.
Waste not; want not.
mannequin |
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01.06.09 - 7:17 am | #
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Ten years? Wow! You sure have a lot of faith on "FATE". I did the two city (states) thing for about 8 months and burst!
I love your humor and writing!
Ohilda
Ohilda |
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01.06.09 - 7:52 am | #
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Looks like your yogurt is just about ready!
the human |
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01.06.09 - 7:54 am | #
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I recently told a guy who lived in Long Beach that I didn't do long distance relationships...ha!!! What a puss I am. I'm exhausted and disgusted just reading your post and seeing your "food" display. I say serve it with red wine VINEGAR
Jessica Bern |
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01.06.09 - 11:27 am | #
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Well.... congrats on the award!
Now when will you be moving?
I have no idea how you lasted 10 years traveling back and forth like that!!
That container? Yuck!!
meleah rebeccah |
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01.06.09 - 11:35 am | #
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Oh, god. You're gonna need to post a warning the next time you put up a picture of white beans that aren't supposed to be white. BLEEEUURRRGHH!
JD at I Do Things |
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01.06.09 - 11:44 am | #
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I think you should serve the "aged" beans with a nice cabernet and maybe a barf bag from your airline adventures!
Kirsten |
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01.06.09 - 12:14 pm | #
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The beans -- that was just too much!#(
Rhea |
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01.06.09 - 12:40 pm | #
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One of you needs to move! Moving is so much fun! Just ask me!
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01.06.09 - 1:01 pm | #
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Oh, that last bit with the tupperware did a number on my tummy! Congrats on the move! Good luck.
Michele |
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01.06.09 - 1:10 pm | #
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It's gonna be just great in Sacramento and I'll bet your bf is going to give you loads of fresh blog material.
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01.06.09 - 1:56 pm | #
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First serve yourself a nice big gin and tonic (or whatever), then serve that sci-fi experiment to the compost bin, provided you hold a grudge against the compost bin. In any case, good luck with the move!
Lidian |
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01.06.09 - 2:34 pm | #
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Disgusting! Glad you're moving and won't be commuting soon. Best of luck to you!
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01.06.09 - 5:06 pm | #
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I wouldn't let you move in with me based on that kind of mold. But I'm a cleaning Nazi.
John J Savo, the Authoring Auc |
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01.06.09 - 6:37 pm | #
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You know, that tupperware was *this* close to becoming recognized by the UN as in independent nation.
But you HAD to open it. ah well. It's up to my 2006 guacamole, I guess.
Winter |
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01.06.09 - 7:38 pm | #
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Hey you! Get outta my fridge!
Aubrey |
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01.06.09 - 7:44 pm | #
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OMG - looks like my fridge before the relatives came over... how about a nice glass of Thunderbird with that?
congrats on award and does that mean you're moving to Sacto?
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01.06.09 - 8:45 pm | #
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Hilarious! I'm pretty sure that that is something cheesy though, not beans. It looks like you've been into our fridge at the office! Yes - it's that gross!
Well, it will be good to get off the fence and into the backyard! And hey, at least the weather will still be good in Sacramento!
Lady Fi |
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01.07.09 - 3:20 am | #
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honestly? i'd go with hard liquor....
Madge |
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01.07.09 - 8:46 am | #
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Oh how I wish I hadn't been eating cottage cheese...
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01.07.09 - 10:17 am | #
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Wow...you know it's a good sign when you can't even recognize the food anymore! YAY!
gingela5 |
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01.07.09 - 10:42 am | #
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I think its a dish best served with a shot of penicillin.
Jinksy |
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01.07.09 - 8:32 pm | #
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Congrats on the caving! I just got back from spending the holidays with my boyfriend...who lives in Connecticut. We've both been spending months traveling back and forth from Los Angeles to the East Coast for a year...and crap are my arms tired too!!! It's tough, but worth it in the long run.
Hope your new year is filled with much love and happiness!
KiKi |
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01.08.09 - 12:25 am | #
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What? You live and travel back and forth between two different cities?? Who in the hell....in their right mind would do that for 11 uh..er...10 years?
That's just crazy. *wink*
Can you say parallel lives?
Midlife Slices™ |
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01.08.09 - 8:14 am | #
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Nahhh...that, my dear, needs HARD LIQUOR!!!
honeywine |
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01.08.09 - 9:22 am | #
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I would serve that with a bottle of mad dog.
melly |
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01.08.09 - 11:15 am | #
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mmmm nice. Kinda science experiment my teenager likes to try in his bedroom. Blech.
* TONYA * |
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01.12.09 - 10:43 am | #
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I WOULD SERVE IT WITH A SIDE OF PENICILLIN--OH WAIT, IT ALREADY IS PENICILLIN...!
LORI |
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01.13.09 - 5:03 pm | #
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I'm with manic mommy, that's why there's gladware disposables... I've got that to look forward to when I get back to Sacro (I'm in LA now) and I have been putting it off since I was last down here! Guess we're neighbors on a more full time basis now! And I'm with whoever played the part of your mom too, tiffany's and pricey electronics? You better marry that man before someone else tries to! (Was it a ring in that blue box?)
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