Nanny Goats Soap Box
He's soooo dreamy!!! I bet he's good in bed...
Big Ass Redwood Park? I think I've been there.
Speaking of big asses...where does your man shop?!
Well, if he ever needs another gig, they'd love him outside Buckingham Palace.
This post, it confuses me.
awwwww a match made in Heaven
I am so confused...
I'm new here.
I'm old here, and I'm still a little confused.
But definitely amused!
You must slather him with SPF 50+ - he's looking a little ashen. You might want to take it down to 15ish.
It's not the size of the man - it's the stiffness of the limbs that counts!
I'm confused too. Can't figure out which of those little green army guys is Stanley for one thing. And why you couldn't think of Mamie's name right off the top of your head. Mamie of the cute little cotton shirtwaists and crinolines and those infernal bangs and the twin beds with the pink satin - or it was probably sateen quilted headboards. (She made her 5 star general/president of the entire USA sleep in that) (Probably getting back at him for the mistress thingie). But the only thing I'm really confused about is the rabbit. I'm sure his name was Bart.
Thanks God I'm not alone here. I'm lost, but it's kind of fun actually...
Now THAT'S My kind of man! I love the strong, silent type!
So, what you're trying to say is...
A. You're boyfriend is hard up.
B. You're boyfriend has overdosed on Viagra.
C. You're boyfriend has absolutely no taste in movies.
D. All of the above.
Wow. Will you look at the size of those feet. What are they - eighteens? Nineteens?
Dang.
I'm just sayin'.
A.
Well, I liked the little green army men, but the rest was lost on me.
I must have forgotten to take my smart pills cause I don't get it... Maybe it's just too much sleep ruining my world vision.
Lol... You crack me up... (I laugh because I have no idea what's going on) Not Really, but my brother has a T-Shirt that says that and it seems to reflect the sentiments of most of your readers at the moment... I though it was funny...
Mamie Eisenhower would not have spoken to you because she would never introduce a civilian to a guard who was on duty. That is a no-no. Maybe you are confusing Mamie with Mimi, her addled half-sister that they kept locked upstairs most of the time, but she always managed to get ouit.
An even bigger issue for Mamie would be that you wanted to date the hired help. That would be in the unrecoverable faux paux department.
One thing to note, ladies: look at the shoe size on that dude!
I love how that made absolutely no sense whatsoever.
That was the most cockaMAMIE bullcrap story I have ever heard. It was fabulous!!!
(Get it? CockaMAMIE?? HELLO? C'MON PEOPLE!!)
What's not to get people? Big man, stiff as a board, big jewelry, I love him too.
Um, and where exactly did your man bury his massive...hatchet?
No, seriously.
He used to have a really nice a...xe.
Where's the lumberjacks axe????
so...where is the lumberjacks' axe?
Does he have a brother with a pet blue ox? I think I ran into him up in MN.
You do random better than anyone I know.
Wow! He is huge. Kinda crazy face though.
Darlin'...
You've heard it said that a hard man is good to find. When he's tall and handsome, I usually marry him. Now, we might need to talk more about the rock he gave you...
Loved it!
Eve
Now that is a chick magnet!
Now, that's my kinda guy! 
Stanley is looking a lot more fit since he stopped hanging out at Bob's Big Boy all day, every day ...
My first thought when I started reading this was "How old is this person, anyway???" followed closely by "Seriously? He guarded a frigging rabbit?" lol
You know what they say about guys with big feet... they need a lot of foot powder!
Very funny! :o)
LOL! The moustache is my favorite part!!!
YOu know what they say about a man and his feet. They get him from one place to another.....
get your mind OUT of the gutter....
Must have a huge Christmas sock if it's going to hold a 47 disc set! I'd like to see that sock.
Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
Pet rabit, huh? So what secret pet do you think Obama will have?
Cute story. My, he certainly does look like Clark Gable. A really big stiff Clark Gable but Clark Gable non-the-less. I can see that some references would be obscure here in blog world though considering most of the people were before even my time--but I do still know them!
Lucky girl! Just what size is that stocking?
Was confused then amused!
was confused and then amused.
LOL!
Man, I didn't know you and Paul were an item. Thats cool, we go way back. Oh and you will need more than that to stuff that stocking with lol
LOL. I love it!
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WHAT have you been smoking?
My wife wants to know where she can find one!
Can you please tell her, so that I can get a break?
*kidding* I love my wife, and if she reads this, I'll still love her even with my black eye!
What is he doing with his hands? Demonstrating something?
Oh, good Lord - what IS he doing with his hands? Especially with that "lube" sign behind him. *gulp*
I did not see that coming...good twist. Thanks for the birthday message.
I just wanted to take the chance to thank you for stopping by my blog and wishing me well! It means a lot to me! Loved the post by the way HEHE
Wow, I love Clark Gabel. I hear the 'stache is coming back this winter. I got to get to Wal Mart and get me some Gable CDs.
Say...he does look like Paul Bunion, but without the plaid.
You have probably received this already but I nominated you today for an award on my blog
c'mon, you can't go wrong with a man who loves Clark Gable and guards pet rabbits.
That was just a wonderfully hilarious piece of fiction! You rock, nanny goat lady!
Who the hell didn't know this was fiction? Jesus Christ....
Anyway, funny stuff. Very Woody Allen. Good job.
He's such a STUD.
ha!
great post!
Love is blind-literally
He's hot! I bet he is good at "standing at attention!" haha Lame joke!
My you like your men big and stiff. That's something we have in common. wink. wink. nudge. nudge.
When you put the engagement announcement in the newspaper, the headline should read...Goat in Panties Hooks up at White House
Now that is one seriously handsome man! And no woman is really going to complain about gifts of jewelry that are too large to pick up, right???
You are a L-U-C-K-Y lady!
Oh man, the mustache alone makes me swoon. How on earth did you ever get so lucky?
And look at that sly smile on his face. Maybe he's dreaming of the honeymoon.
so funny seeing those plastic toy soldiers! I grew up playing with those. For some reason they were in abundance in Asia! ha!
Oh Clarke G oh wow dreamy dreamy....
And does size really matter?
LOL xo
I guess it's safe to assume you said 'yes' eh? Nice 'stache'
Men are such little boys. I dated a guy who kept his toys in his mother's shed. He even took them out and showed me one time as if I'd be impressed.
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