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I'm wondering where Depp got a guitar made out of Ford Taurus rims.
Now that's my idea of some eye candy for Halloween. Yum.
That same thing happened to me at a certain conference this past summer.
And oh MY, you are TOO funny. I love it.
I love this post. Mind you, no one ever said that Johnny Depp isn't farty, so many they only got it half wrong.
Also, I feel your pain for having to drive a hummer; I always leave mean messages on their windshields in lipstick.
Ugh...Hummers make me cringe. And that's a total waste of a limo...at the very least you should have been able to have Johnny join you! I wouldn't turn him away 
I drive a Yukon and keep my AC set on 70 - you go ahead and send Mr. Depp on over my way.
If it makes you feel any better, I promise to share the shower with him.
I'd like the limo with Johnny Depp included, please. That way I wouldn't have to waste my time yelling across the car to chatty Cathy limo driver.
Hummer waste = bad
limo waste = bad
Turn away J. Depp = are you out of your mind??????
Sign me up for the limo waste with a side of champagne and Johnny Deep!
Yeah, sure you would. We all would. Because who needs Johnny Depp?
I agree with middle-aged-woman, wasteful or not, Johnny Depp can stay
But the poor dear has holes in his pants...
Tsk, tsk, come over here darlin' momma will sew 'em right up for ya. Heh, heh, heh.
Sorry...
Smiles,
Lisa
OK, this is probably sacrilege but this goat doesn't get the Johnny Depp thing...or the Hummer thing for that matter.
Maybe I am just too old a goat...
Condo,limo,hummer now that's called ruffin' it. A little Johny would make it all better, huh?
tl;dr
The Hummer is my favorite car of all time. Straight lines, beautiful configuration, geometrically and artistically superior to any car on the road but a Lamborghini. It's like complaining that your Van Gogh shouldn't be hung in your hallway next to the laundry room.
I'd send johnny Depp back too
GREAT post Margaret. You nailed it on the waste.
xo
Um, I would never send Johnny back. I am extravagant that way!
I don't understand why Hummers are so big. They have no passenger room or cargo room. And most people who drive them on purpose are assholes.
Now I am in a dilemma again. Would I take Johnny Depp, his guitar or the food? I don't think I could keep up with Johnny baby so I'll choose the guitar.
That's why you tie the disabled relative to the bumper...cuz, really...when are you going to get to drive a Hummer again?
They'll heal.
You can keep the Hummer, but I'll take the limp and the Rent-a-Hubby. Preferably together. With no clothes.
What is with you people? If they accidentally send Johnny Depp to your house and you don't want him, send him over to me. Conspicuous consumption doesn't bother me a BIT. And sew up his jeans? WHY? You get him OUT of those ratty things. Yes you do.
Where does a Hummer park? Anywhere it damn well pleases!!! [ha ha] Now that's my kinda truck!
OMG... You made my heart skip a beat with that Johnny picture!! The Hubs and I have an agreement, if Johnny Depp ever WERE to come to our house (it COULD happen), then I am all his.
Same goes for Catharine Zeta Jones for The Hubs. We both know this about each other and it is OK!
Now the H3 and the limo, I can do without. I'm more of a Jaguar girl!
Can I steal that picture of JD, it is GORGEOUS!!!
LOVE IT! of course last time I frented a car "all they had" was an electric blue (inside and out) PT cruiser! I was so cool
You could just send him to my house. I'd be just fine with that.
whiner...
I think I'd keep Johnny.
LOLOL. I just read this and I tell you I feel the same way, if Johnny Depp EVER appeared at my door, sick to death of his way of life and of his life partner and wanted entry. I'd say Out, Out... be gone too.
And then I'd have the evil puppet master surgically dislodged from my cerebral cortex and run after that awfully beautiful hunk of a man fumbling over my sentences with apologies.
fabulous! absolutely fabulous!
Marrying Johnny Depp...
xoxox
amy
Here is the thing I don't get about the Hummer craze. I spent 4 years in the military and the hummer was the 2nd worst vehicle you ever wanted to get stuck in.. the 1st was the Paddy Wagon but that's another comment all together.. WHY would I then want to actually buy one? And I'd have to say bring on the big old box baby if it's got one of them hot guys in it, call me wasteful, I'll still have me some Johnny and YOU won't neener neeer.
On a side note, Margaret.. I found this site about Goats and thought of you..mmmm wonder why.. he he
http://www.ultimategoatfansite.c...my-ferrari-
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Yeah, I'd send Johnny Depp back out too! HA! P.S. Have you seen the advertisements for the new movie - Staring at Goats with George Clooney? I think of you every time! :o)
You got a hummer in Hawaii?!
JEALOUS!
Dang, how come I don't have your luck.
Lawdy have MERCY!!! (insert fainting smiley here)
Johnny would never be returned by me. If he shows up at your door you can promptly send him my way. It's only a few miles anyway.
I'm sweating...
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