LOL
merlotmom | Homepage | 04.21.08 - 9:00 pm | #

I'm just sitting here, mouth slightly ajar, thinking, "But....WHY???"

The idea that there is a market for such a product - not to mention made with a blend of coconut, buttermilk and vanilla bean - just boggles my mind.
Jan | Homepage | 04.22.08 - 6:43 am | #

A little research on the interwebz revealed this website: www.MissPoppy.com, where you can not only purchase the cream, but the complimentary anti-masturbatory chewing gum AND car air freshener. In fact, there is just a plethora of useful little goodies on this site; I'm rather partial to the "I gave myself to Jesus, but now he never calls" refrigerator magnet.
Jan | Homepage | 04.22.08 - 9:21 am | #

From Tony Randall's book WHICH REMINDS ME:

Guy walks into a drug store and complains to the druggist about premature ejaculation during intercourse. Druggist gives him a salve and says "Apply this to your penis before having sex. It will help you last longer."

Guy comes back the next day and the druggist says, "How did that work for you?"

Guy says, "I don't know. I came putting it on."
floridian | 04.22.08 - 10:53 am | #

ba DUMP DUMP!
LOL!
Margaret | Homepage | 04.22.08 - 2:38 pm | #

Margaret,

Have I told you this week that I love you? Well, I do. Thanks for the laugh. Your post and some silliness at It's a Mad, Madge World today have started my day off right!
Lori | Homepage | 04.23.08 - 6:51 am | #

Lori - You are so welcome. That's the whole reason I'm here.
Margaret | Homepage | 04.23.08 - 11:19 am | #

and thanks for linking to The Princess...I did hyphens instead of underscores.
ByJane | Homepage | 04.25.08 - 5:15 pm | #

I have just stumbled on your blog and I am laughing myself silly. Thank you!
Abby | Homepage | 04.30.08 - 11:53 am | #

this just made my day.

(also? why don't we have newsstands where i live???)
ali | Homepage | 09.17.08 - 5:55 am | #