Nanny Goats Soap Box
I misunderstood the premise.
I was going to suggest that someone could show up at the home of a necro-communicator, shoot themselves and then absolutely refuse to get up.
But your thing here makes more sense.
Even I, in my bloggity infancy, knew better than to jump in like a moron. To assert my superiority, I prefer the more direct yet equally as effective, "dumb-ass". But hey, whatever works for you.
(6 days)
Congrats on all your traffic. I usually just try to bribe people to my site.
Speaking of... I have FREE PIZZA over there... 
Wooohoo!! Congratulations
But where are the previous 46 tips? I need them badly. :p
first of all. With the combination of reading your blog AND owning a mac, my head has officially gotten too big to fit into my cubicle.
second of all: thank you for the posting term of the day. i will be sure to use it
"Chocolate Enchilada Surprise"??
Thanks so much for that visual! Sounds far too much like a Havana Omlette to me. Blech!
Congrats on making the Prototype-50 for the new site! Not ba-a-a-ad for typing with hooves... (Hmm... I see a movie title there... Types With Hooves... I like it. Quick, somebody get me Costner's agent!)
I'd do a little dance for my free publicity...
but i think i'd look pretty stupid doing the "tootsie roll" in my cubicle... and besides, is it really FREE publicity...
where's the fine print?
and i agree with the insulting, but there's also that OTHER common phrase...
"fighting on the internet is like being in the special Olympics, it doesn't really matter if you win... you're still retarded."
Jeez ... do ya think I should start giving away free panties with the 50 bucks? And nanny goats? Contest ends at 8:00 pacific time tonight ... who wants my $50????
What up fellow Humor Blogger.
Thanks for saving me the humiliation of going back and replying to a post from a few years ago about Geraldo possibly finding Al Capone's vault.
Hey, you failed to tell everyone that you were the first one I hand picked for humorbloggers.com
Thanks so much for pimping it out.
Hmmm...increasing blog traffic through insults, huh... There are a lot of a-holes over at my site! Think it'll work?
I visit every day because you just give and give. And I love goats, but that's my issue.
Congrats!
I don't want any free stuff. I just want dinner and a movie-with a hot young guy.
Can you hook me up?
Who's this "our"? I thought it was just you, Margaret? Or are you talking about your split personalities? I know you joined HumorBloggers.com, but it's not like we're all going to write a joint post together, are we?
omg! I now have an official source to quote in my defense when I'm ripped on for having a false sense of superiority--cuz NGIP says I should!! many thanks.
Wait, I think I saw this in a movie once ... these kids started posting on a dead thread, and then all the other dead threads woke up too, and then they all went to the house where the kids were and ate them. That was sweet.
I'm guilty of waking a dead thread or two in my day. Taunt me!
Congrats on your 87 gazillion hits! I think I'm going to tell people that my counter has rolled over since 1 mill hits. They'll never know. They can barely check their email. Love you grandma.
Amongst all this great information, the very idea of "our"... that there may be more than one goat in the herd, well, now I'm a tad frightened. I can only laugh so much.
You belong on the Humor Blog, because you are funny... and I mean that in the "hahahaha" way.
Congrats on your blog growing so quickly.
wait...i am wondering where the first 46 hints are as well! i guess i could search the archives, but it is too hot to do all that digging. just the thought of it wears me out!
oh...and i am having a contest as well. and it has to do with poop. i'm so classy!
Your anger is beautiful and it makes me hot.
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