Nanny Goats Soap Box
Woot! Finally....I get a shout out! I gave you a little shoutback today on my post. I'm a little perplexed that people are searching for goats wearing panties. And I get what you mean about saying a word too much. Every once in a while, I will say a word and it's just like...no way. That can't be right. The same with spelling a word...it just doesn't look right sometimes.
Happy Friday!
I'm actually a newbie to Texas. I moved here from Michigan last September. But I can still Yee Haw with the best of these cowgirls! I was really meant to live on a ranch in Texas and ride horses all day. This is just the first step.
I can get goat 24-7? holy cow, I mean holy goat kids, kids. okay, I'm going to shut up now.
very funny how they got to your blog. pervs... yikes. when i search how people get to mine it is so g rated it scares me!! but then i am old. and i don't usually talk about panties. i do, however, say tits alot...
smiles, bee
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This is a dummy comment so I can get the rest of them via email. How lame is that? Surely there must be a better way.
I got here by googling perverted abaci.
"ancient chinese panty" *chuckle*
"Goat, it's not just for dinner anymore." LMAO.
But you had me at "how". No, not "perverts." At "how."
yee-haw (not from texas, though), you've got some awesome google searches 
after reading this i feel like a goat in the headlights...
yeah, a goat... not dear, because i just don't feel quite right. I'm not really sure WTH just happened here... am i smarter? I must be smarter, but i don't feel smarter... i almost feel dirty...
something odd about perverts and abacuses... let's not forget about the panties, light bulbs, and vending machines. Was i just mugged? Something dammit, something has happened here and i just don't understand. Maybe i'll read it again... hang on.
Well, honeychile, you can take the girl out of Texas and all that jazz. When people ask me where I'm from I always say "Well, I live in Podunk, Ohio but I'm from Texas."
Like they wouldn't be able to tell that the minute I opened my mouth and said something anyway.
I get strange search terms like "plastic sushi press" and "smells like a bar" but my favorite one recently has been "daughter's ass smells." First of all, is this a question or a statement? How would you know this and why would you care? And who do I feel more sorry for - the person who noticed, or their daughter?
dear?? deer??
crap, i must be a pervert... i didnt proof read.
My google searches aren't near as interesting as yours. I may have to just randomly add some goats to my posts.
* It's the last day to enter my CONTEST! Do you need a piggy bank??? *
Cool vending machine.
Jeez..there are some sick freaks out there.
No excuse me while I look up 'goat leather panty porn'.
Goat does make fine eatin' BBQ. I totally get wanting your poo to be shorter, but has someone found an ancient Chinese panty?
Wow, I love your blog! I just read everything on the front page and I'm here just crying. Great stuff, love your style. I can't believe the search terms you get to see. The intarwebs is a filthy place!
Yeah, that word repetition is a killer alright. I used to do that as a kid just to see how long it would take to 'lose' the word. I used turd once (am I really admitting that???)I just walked in circles saying it over and over...please don't hold this against me!
'kind of panty do female use in india' WTF? Indian females use the normal panties or pantys(if that's how they understand). Now do I even have to define what normal is? I should rather do a post on this. :D
I went to a "first annual goat barbeque" in Texas about 3 years ago but there never was a second or third or.....
Hmm.....maybe it was because they didn't have an abacus.
Prepare for a flood of perverts who enjoy arithmetic!
It's funny, I have a post titled "My Wife Went To A Party And All I Got Were These Lousy Instructions" (explaining how to feed the dogs ... it's complicated) and I'm still to this day getting hits from people searching for some variant of "wife likes to party". I don't think I have what they were looking for.
It is amazing that the people that use such search terms are even on the same PLANET as the rest of us...
Or ARE they? (Cue Twilight Zone muzak)
And the panties in India? Are they planning an extended vacation and planning on picking up some one-night stands at the local curry establishment, hoping desperately to NOT be pegged as a tourist when stripping down to the skivvies? Or maybe doing research on where to travel for the next series of "Upskirt Cams?"
Oh, the thoughts I think. It kinda makes my brain feel like Jell-o.
Wait, no... that's just the painkillers.
Heh.
PS. I added you to my blogroll! Woot!
Interesting "Giggle Searches"... I mean Google Searches! Sickos. Kinda "gets your goat" doesn't it?
Here from Diane's - congrats with your award. I got it too - an honour to be listed among yours!
Btw: Hello from Norway - Great blog - nice to meet you!
You are the first person I've heard use the word abacus in a sentence, ever.
It's nice to see a vending machine with something different for a change.
Some of the bizarre things I type into Google when I'm researching a post (totally innnocently for my blog of course) - I'm expecting a knock at the door from the authorities any second.
'wearing no any panties thumbs' may have been me.
Goats in Pannies !!!!!! I think you might be slightly crazy.......I love it!!
You know, that is the one thing that has always bugged me about perverts, bad grammar.
I think yours have mine beat. Not only do you have poo, but you have pantys. So much better than the regular panties.
I'm jealous.
I hope you can't figure out the ISP address of some of those weird Google searchers. Like, whoever searched for "how to shorten your poo"? If you were to find out who that was . . . well, you couldn't right? Could you?
Hey, the Matron once had a post titled: "Why the Matron Loves Women" and she went from her usual 150 to 300 readers!! Egads, those perverts, looking for thrills (but not by thy own name).
Hey, the Matron once titled a post "Why the Matron Loves Women" and her 150 readers turned into 300 for that day. Perverts, looking for a thrill, under any other name.
My top ranked search terms are still from that effing rant I did on the fritos bag sold on ebay for $565. But I got one the other day that made me smile: "what is the coolest word?". I'd just written this about the word "vapid sorostitutes". More recently someone landed at my doorstep after searching for "pilferage". This searcher hailed all the way from East Orange, NJ. Talk about embracing the stereotype.
But I seldom get pervs. Or maybe I just don't have the same threshold of pervism as you do. Maybe I'm the goat-loving abacus clicker who wants to do upskirt voyeur videos in the shadow of the Taj Majal.
Actually... that last one sounds kinda fun.
Someone fetch me my slide rule...
This reminds me of the scene in Take the Money and Run where Woody Allen is trying to rob a bank with a note that says "I have a gun", but the teller is convinced that it says "gub".
I refuse to leave until I hear the abaci story. Really. I am not leaving.
Thanks for the shout out for the fellow Texans. I am in love with the goat vending machine.
I am not surprised you have Google trouble with panties in your name.
I cant believe I just found your blog...I think from the lynn the pigg bank painters blog roll...but Lord ta Day am I ever glad I did...you CRACK me up!
I have never seen a vending machine quite like that before!
N Girl,
Remind me never to play Scrabble with you. Abacus?? Abaci?
Whee Whooo! from Texas. I'm in Austin and we're marchin' to a slightly different drummer than the rest of the state! 
You're eliminating all hope for world peace...one post at a time???
I'm sitting here trying to save the world with [shameless plug]:
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Still, I suppose it's a fair tradeoff, because your stuff is really freaking funny. AND...I believe that when people see really freaking funny things, it takes the edge off a little, and they stop wanting to chop each other's heads off so much. So - I win. World Peace.
You may have to re-think your elimination strategy.
By the way - seriously, this is the last thing - my SEAL Platoon nickname was "Goat", and I don't even thinks goats are sexy at all. Unless I'm really tired.
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