Michelle Malkin is stupid. The pope isn't trying to fill collection baskets, he's trying to fill voting booths. Don't you see? He's plotting to take over this country. Leo XIII tried to do it with the Italians and Irish, but they ended up "assimilating." But everybody knows Mexicans are hard-headed--not to mention still pissed about what we did to Poncho Villa.
Sadly, there are plenty of Malkinites out there who will look at this satire and think it's real.
Ah, yes, the Catholic reconquista.
Looks like Islam is doing now what it couldn't do during the Middle Ages and Early Renaissance: conquer Europe. So, the Pope has got to find new land for Christendom. That Pope, I tell you what, you got to watch him. Malkin might want us to start waterboarding these immigrants to get the "real story" out of them. If that happens, it could be the end of BXVI's marketing strategy.
Hey Flu--I am going to have to brush up on my Wikipedia and history reading if I am going to understand your posts.
Vita--Thanks for posting. Come back now, ya hear!
Jared -- Waterboarding immigrants. Don't say that too loud; you don't want to give anybody ideas.
God bless, Maureen
Ah yes, the classic "the Church only wants money for the collection baskets." (How else do they expect us to fund our Mafia-like excommunication agency?!?!) Hilarious post! Oh, and Wikipedia, Maureen? You could get more history out of a phone book...
Elizabeth,
Thanks for stopping by and thanks for the nice comment. Well, the phone books in our area are *really* bad, though. We have about 12 and they are all pretty inaccurate. I would probably have more luck finding a place to order pizza by using Wikipedia than our phone books.
God bless, Maureen
Ahh a new and clever (if much more complicated logistically) take on the old "No-Birth-Control-Because-We-Want-You-To-Have-
Lots-of-Babies-That-Will-Give-Lots-of-Money"
That dishwasher by night/prep cook by day (at another full time job) living in a two bedroom apartment with 5-6 guys in bunk beds to send money home to his family is the key to driving out Catholic conquest of America!
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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