But, every sperm is sacred!!! 
Veronica - Howdy, there. Yeah, I think it is pretty clear that Pope Benedict XVI would not approve of this renegade organization. *g*
Maureen
MM: you are so good! Two questions 1) are you and the Curt Jester the same person? 2) is that your hand in the picture?
This is great. Where on earth did you find the picture? I think that person spoke at my daughter's high school.
Anonymous Joe,
Maureen and I are indeed two separate people and I just hope she is flattered being compared to me. I just know I don't mind being confused with her satiric genius.
I do wonder if ex-Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders is part of Hands-On and do they use Michael Jackson' Beat It for theme music?
I must say I sometimes share these satiric blogs with my husband. NOT this one. He became a Catholic some 5 years ago and the whole masterbation thing is hard for him (no pun intended) to see where the harm is.
Jeff Miller. For some reason, I think Michael Jackson wouldn't even have a problem with his song being used for the Hands-On group. I mean when I think about it, "Bad, Beat it, Thriller, and, Don't stop till you get enough" OK, I'll stop now.
Morgan said one of the organization's biggest thrusts is promoting masturbation itself.
*Chokes on coke*
I guess it was a stroke of good fortune that I read this article.
Anon Joe - Hello there.Thanks! Jeff is right. We are two different people. However, it is always a big compliment to be compared to someone of Jeff's calibre. Oh, and about the picture...no, that isn't my hand.
Maggie - I googled "condom" images and that one was one of the ones that came up. Pretty good find, eh?
Jeff - Thanks for your nice comment. I think it is a very big compiment to be compared to you. As for Jocelyn Elders, I am not sure she would back a group that is *just* masterbation. That wouldn't give her much to do or ponder as a sex education advocate. And yes, I bet Beat It would be a top pick for the Hands On people.
Lucy - What about "Human Nature" or the "Way You Make Me Feel." And, what was that Man In the Mirror song really about, anyway?
Maureen
Hey Tom,
I need to watch my verb usage.
Maureen
Maureen, the man in the mirror? (eeeewwwwww.) Hey, and then there's "Just leave me alone", and "Billy Jean is not my lover". That pretty much says it all right there.
Hah! The thing that makes this funnier is that it's real. Ever hear of Betty Dodson? She's pretty much the biggest promotor of "self-loving" in the universe
About the theme song - "My Way" is a possible contender:
"For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught..."
Lucy - Just Leave Me Alone...ha!
Jenn - I will have to look her up on the Internet. Is she for self-loving *only*?
Maureen
Hey Anonymous - Thanks for stopping by and commenting. I am sure Frank Sinatra would just love that one, huh?
When you comment, be sure to include your email address. It won't show up onscreen, only I will be able to see it.
Thanks and God bless, Maureen
Maureen,
Now I know what happens when you google a condom. The things you learn on the internet.
Truly hilarious, Maureen.
Your satire is always so effective because you have such a profound understanding of the issues you write about. This story is no exception; it’s as if you have first hand knowledge or something.
Regarding any comparisons to Jeff Miller; it is indeed a compliment to you, and to him. I think Jeff is the bar by which all St. Blog’s satire is measured by, and that is saying something.
Rick - Dang, I thought you were really giving me a good compliment until I read the first hand part.
Maureen
LOL Silly girl, it was a well-deserved compliment, but can't a guy with little self-control have a little fun in the process?
I enjoy reading your stuff, keep up the good work.
How about "to love yourself is the greatest love of all" 
Jenn - I will have to look her up on the Internet. Is she for self-loving *only*?
No, but she puts so much emphasis on it that she might as well be. I've actually met her in person. She's a very nice lady, lots of enthusiasm for her cause LOL
Tony - Hey there. Isn't that a Whitney Houston song?
Jenn - LOL BTW, here is that link I was telling you about on your blog...http://www.clearcreekmonks.org
So is THAT why Michael Jackson wore the glove on one hand?
Rob, dear, um, I hate to point this out, but you might consider changing your URL if you comment on posts such as this. No offence.
LOL...thanks for giving me a good laugh, Alexa....LOL....
Maureen, you are one of the bravest women on the continent if you googled "condom images" and actually sorted through them. Did you have to go to confession afterward?
Michigan Catholic - Hello and thanks for dropping by. It really wasn't an act of bravery. I was looking for pictures of condoms and that is all I found,thankfully. *g*
God bless, Maureen
Maureen, does your mother read your posts?
Fanny,
Do you not have a standardized spelling of your first name? I thought it was Fannie. LOL Yes, my mother reads my posts, although she told me she didn't care for this one. Of course, her computer was destroyed in the hurricane, so she hasn't been reading this blog for awhile.
God bless, Maureen
would it not stand to reason that after 6 failed marriages, morgan might determine that maybe HE is the least common denominator in the fail part?
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