Well, it's about time, you lazy-a$$!
Welcome back! 
God bless your husband for sending you back to us poor lost wastrels. We need you to get us on the straight and narrow ... preferably while laughing ourselves silly. 
Well, well. well. You finally come back to your people, Oh wonderous and humorous one. Day after day I have checked for a sign from the wicked pen woman. But, alas, no post. Ah, but today it comes. The sun is shining once again and the vail is lifted. I feel all warm inside. Yeah!!!!!
"Just imagine what the Apostles could have done if they had had blog?" should so be a blog tagline.
Alas, the wait is finally over! We can now all have our US RDA of Catholic satire.
I was just about to pull catholicnews out of my RSS feeds. It was being listed by NetNewsWire as a "Dinosaur" for having no updates...
Rick -- Thanks...I think. LOL Very creative use of dollar signs, btw.
JulieD. -- You are welcome. The fact you are here today shows me you desire to do good in life.
Lucy -- See, my husband is right. I can't keep my light from you and the others. It's just not fair.
Aldahlia -- Thanks! Thanks for stopping by, too. Maybe I should start writing and selling religious blog taglines on ebay as part of my 'apostolate.'
Scott -- Isn't removing someone from your RSS feed akin to killing him? If so, you have a lot to think about.
God bless, Maureen
Today wasn't going well until I saw the candle on your post. Yea, like a candle unto the darkness, she hath returned!
I can go through the rest of my day in peace!
yay
Well, I've been looking forward to some Catholic yuks, o humorous one. Good to see you back.
*Phew*
I can go back to being angry cynical guy, since I don't have to do all the heavy humor lifting alony anymore.
Maureen, I considered taking up some of the slack in the ironic wit department but sadly I am lacking in both. So glad that hubby is back safely with you, and much happier that he realizes that sharing you with your "public" is his duty to those of us who depend on your for our dose of the ironic truth.
Welcome back, can't wait to see where you start.
Maureen writes:
“Scott -- Isn't removing someone from your RSS feed akin to killing him? If so, you have a lot to think about.”Yes, but if they're already dead, it isn't really killing, is it?
Now you put on your best Monty Python voice and say,
“I'm not dead yet!”For which I am grateful!
Actually I tried the Maureen approach of Catholic defense when a troll recently attacked Alicia (aka Fructus Ventris) regarding NFP. I think it went reasonably well. You be the judge…
All joking aside, your husband sounds like a lucky man. And a great guy as well.
My foam hand with "John 3:16" on it is saying "Write On"...
Amy, Mrs. Darwin, Martha Squared, and Maggie -- It is good to hear from all of you. Thanks for dropping by.
Hi Scott - Boy and I thought the Hands-On post was racy.
Albertus - Thanks for the nice compliment about me and my husband.Thanks for dropping by.
Jadon - So you are that guy I keep seeing on TV. Keep up the good work.
God bless, Maureen
Bwa! So glad to see that you are back in fine form. You were definitely missed!
Hey Jenn -- Thanks! Tell Louise I said "hi."
God bless, Maureen
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