No doubt they'll find that the Girl Scout cookies sales are funding terrorism in the Midwest. And the Little Flowers... LF... probably is some sort of "liberation front".
brilliant per usual Ms. Martin!
Nicely done Maureen. You know, I 've always tried to defend Bush from the get go, but as of lately, (sigh) I feel like a person who's friend is making an ass of themselves in front of everyone and I suddenly have something on the back of my sweater.I want to say "Bush! What the heck are you thinking?" (his mom is probably wishing she had given the milk to the pig.)
I don't know - I find something dubious about the Sign of Peace too...
Hi Jean -- Thanks for stopping by! It sounds like you might have some valuable information for the president!
Susan - Thanks! Good to see ya.
Lucy -- LOL Gosh, you crack me up. Since you don't have a blog, would you like to write a guest news story sometime?
Rick -- Well, people can transmit secret codes -- and germs!-- through those handshakes.
Maureen
Peta, the Girls Scouts and the Novus Ordo?
When do they get called the Axis of Evil?
Hey Tom -- Don't forget about those evil Little Flower Club girls.
Maureen
ooooh, I would love to Maureen. Just give me a topic, and a bottle of Jack Daniels and I'm good to go! (really!)
My wife and I just found you in Crisis magazine. You are wonderfully funny. Our wildly liberal democrat pastor has dragooned us into helping with RCIA. It's agonizing but perhaps we are laying up riches in heaven, or so the nuns who taught me would have said.
Hi Dr. Bestler,
Thanks so much for reading and thank you for your kind post! Come back again.
God bless, Maureen
Like Dr. Bestler, I found Maureen in Crisis magazine. Man, was I ever lucky! I hope Crisis keeps using her stuff - she is not only brilliant, she is clever as all get out, and that's what we need!!
Maureen you hit the nail right on the head, Rick is afraid of the sign of peace because he is afraid of cooties.
Heck yeah....I'm afraid of coodies too. Sitting there focused on our Lord and then someone offers you their coodies with a smile and a "peace be with you". And then next Sunday you're sitting on your couch in your bath robe and a box of kleenex pondering the last coodie infested hand you held. It was the dreaded "Peace Coodies" from last Sunday. Uuuuuuum....I think it's time for Sister Lucy's rubber gloves for the apprehensive church goer. Their here just in time for Easter! The "G-LOVES of Peace". Never again will you find yourself wiping your hand on your coat, or grasping only the finger tips of a fellow parishioner. Grab ahold and shake!!! You can get them in white, Lt. Blue, black, and peach color.
Sister Lucy says "Shake'm all".
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